Oh bother, honey won’t help friction…

Oh bother, honey won’t help friction…

posted on 12 Nov 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Kat Smith.
Winnie the Pooh toy packaging. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

He should stop rubbing himself on piglet then.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I told you Piglet, stop playing in the toilet bowl!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Pooh Beer does that

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Isn’t that meant to be shaking turtle-heads?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Sadistic Piglet notes down his reasons and desire for violence against Pooh to his psychiatrist.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I always wondered about those two, now I know.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I would never do that with my piglet in front of the poo!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A poo friction means you need more fibre, and possibly some lube!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A delightful melody, composed entirely of brown notes?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Are these Christopher Robin’s notes?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If pooh’s head is shaking it means “Sh*t NO!”.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Movies featuring persons rising and falling against each other and causing friction, are always interesting.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

A poor friction is even more interesting and painful.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

From ”Now We Are S*x”
♪♬
So wherever I shake, there’s always Poo,
There’s always Poo and Pee.
“What would I do?” I said to Poo,
“If it wasn’t for you,” and Poo said: “True,
It isn’t much fun for # One, but # Two
Can shake together,” says Poo, says he.
“That’s how it is,” says Poo.

Let’s shake together,” says Poo, says he.
“Let’s shake together,” says Pee.

(♪♬ = delightful melody)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

POO FRICTION??

I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. I won’t say it. 😈

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Found in a store called “Rule 34”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Somebody is going to be really sore when the music stops.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I was thinking, “I shouldn’t go there!”

Then I realized, that’s what Piglet must have been thinking, too.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your poohpy.
Shake your poohpy.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Hey Pooh…if you want some ass, go get Eeyore.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

This is why Piglet is saying “Oh, D-D-Dear!” all the time..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

After a dozen bears in Poo Bar, falling becomes interesting and rising becomes Science Friction

Ageless
Ageless
6 years ago

OK, that does it. You’re getting a Transformer again this year.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Pooh Friction is Frun!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

A frictional tail.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Syrup of Figs is even more interesting

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Pulp Friction was also very interesting, and the acting was better.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Piglet shows his reverence for the venerable pooh by doing Buddhist prostrations.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Poor Piglet, no wonder he’s so timid.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Head for fun?
Why not?
I imagine there is not too much chance of getting preggers.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I imagine one would be prostated by this.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

And pooh poops in front of the piglet.

Oberus
Oberus
6 years ago

Too bad it doesn’t circumgyrate too!

Thomas
Thomas
6 years ago

It doesn’t circumgyrate, does it?

Megaman X!
Megaman X!
6 years ago

*shakes Pooh`s head* DARN, GIVE ME FUN!

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

Delightful melody.
Pooh is giving head for fun.
Pooh’s friction (tribbing) is very interesting and somewhat painful.
Piglet is getting stroked right before Pooh’s eyes, so he goes up and down…

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Hunny actually makes the friction quite sticky…

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Something for the kids to do while the babysitter is watching Scheizer movies! Point of interest, when my middle niece was learning to talk, she called her Pooh Bear toy “Pooh Bar”. I’m beginning to think it wasn’t her limited linguistic skills.

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