See me lovely…

See me lovely…

posted on 8 Nov 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of “Sodakitty”.
Doll imported from China. 

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Chuck
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Chuck

@jjhitt:
And his twin brother can be Re-Pete !

Chuck
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Chuck

@Classic Steve:
I was thinking the same thing (re Brussels) – but there’s no dog $#!+ on his feet !

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Go home doll, you’re pissed.

Casey
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Casey

This will be on every pedophile’s Christmas list!

Lora
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Lora

Is it just me, or does the Newborn Baby at the bottom look like it’s trying to get away from this doll?

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Me Chinese, fill with Coke
Me half way through tasteless joke

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Imported by Dick Johnson, Wang and Peters Toy Company.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

@Classic Steve: That would explain why he’s just a sprout.

Peter
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Peter

Me guesses . . . urine included,
but gosh . . . please don’t urinate I, for Rick’s sake (!!)

John Foster
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John Foster

What’s vulgar in China STAYS in China. No, WAIT! Somebody in the US sent orders for it.

John Foster
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John Foster

Count fingers 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11???? Somethring long.

John Foster
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John Foster

Hey, Sprout! Eat some of these magic beans and watch what happens!

John Foster
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John Foster

Operators are standing by. Order 2 for only the handling and handling and handling and shipping and handling and handling and handling and shipping.

DrLex
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DrLex

Congratulations! It’s a boy. With a pint of beer. And lederhosen. And he wants to be urinated on.

Garst
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I think the box has a typo. It should say 18+ (21+ in some jurisdictions)

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

The bottle serves in case of urinal loss. http://brog.engrish.com/2008/09/19/relief-at-japan-auto-show/

kioku
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kioku

Wow I don’t know why someone would make a kids baby doll like this to begin with, Engrish aside O-o

Jøshua
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Jøshua

Can you stop showing us your “lovely”?

Jay
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Jay

“Look Ma, no hands!”

Strikhedonic
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Strikhedonic

It’s less about the engrish and more about the WTF-why-does-this-doll-even-exist??
Also, is embracing him what causes him to urinate..?

deadpixelzombie
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it’s pirate english: “See me lovely” arrr

William M.
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William M.

Now available at PEDOS – R – US, and other fine retailers!

BigD25
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BigD25

Is there a circumcised version? I don’t want my child feeling like they are different than the other children.

Roadkill
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Roadkill

Does come with a Rick or a crab?

Alice
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Alice

Can I have one without nuts?

Joanne Gray
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Joanne Gray

Is this the famous I P Freely that Bart Simpson is so keen to find in Moe’s Tavern?

DrankTooMuchBeer
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DrankTooMuchBeer

When Ming Ming moves to the US, he will change his name to I.P. Freely

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