See me lovely…

See me lovely…

posted on 8 Nov 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of “Sodakitty”.
Doll imported from China. 

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algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Well its obviously not a gun in its pocket then.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Hello Sailor!

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

How does the girl one work

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Featuring Rick

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

WARNING: Contains small parts – keep it out of children

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Show me on the baby where the bad man touched the doll.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Girl doll made by Hello Kitty!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Warning: May contain nuts.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Instructions:

1. See the boy
2. Embrace the boy
3. Go home
4. Urinate the boy

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Hey, my eyes are up here!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

They call him Uri for short.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Best Engrish ever

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOTE: Urine sold separately

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Don’t worry he was born this way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

So why is he wearing clothes? It doesn’t seem to be that cold!

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Just be careful where you point that Ming Ming

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

That’s a funny place to put a thumb

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

You really don’t need to see the Chinese version of the Erector set.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

I’m confused is he German or French, must be French. He comes with his own Pisseur

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Mommy, I have to pee!
– Come on, don’t be such a baby.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

How come Chinese dolls have round eyes?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

OH! I see. He’s Jewish.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

@Marum 4:56am
How can you tell

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Raggedy Ann got thrown out of the toy box.

She kept sitting on Pinnochio’s face yelling: “LIE TO ME! LIE TO ME!”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@akgernon. I have new glasses.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Algernon. ‘Tis 10.03PM in Brissie.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

@Marum
Oh I see, does he have something missing

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

New Born Baby: ”Let’s embrace, lovely!”
New Born Barbie: ”Before or after I urinate you?”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The little Chinese boy got up one morning, and it looked so good out, he left it out.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@Algernon. Click on the tools in the top right corner and zoom to 200%.

He does look circumnavigated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Urine in, urine out

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I want one of these to replace the nodding dog in the back of my car. 😛

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Take that beer away. He’s had enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

>30 comments happy in first hour. Should it be worried?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@ Algernon: He’s definitely French. He goes oui oui.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Barbie found him to be much more fun, than Ken

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@ Marum: I can’t see any tools in the top right corner, only the ones on the lower left. 😛

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

Urine kids. Don’t take this off.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I don’t think I want to see his lovely.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@72rd. “Mummy I have to pee.”

‘No dear. It’s your own hair.’

timmy
timmy
8 years ago

You think this one is bad, at the bottom of the girl doll box it says
“Defecate the girl”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Ah, those new born babies… They only think about sex.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I think I’ll name him Pete.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I don’t know what’s in that sippy cup, but I’d a like a quart, please.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

@Marum
No I just think he’s glad to see someone

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Made by ”Urinate Us”

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Poor kid. He apparently has a vacuum hole in the bottom of his foot that just keeps recirculating liquids.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Perfect for playing “house” – it can be the fountain statue in the yard.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
8 years ago

MingMing, is that his name?

Should be HungWang.
Or LongDong.
Or LeeKee.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Algernon, I think he’s from Brussels. He took the Manneken Pis as a role model.

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