They grow up so fast!

They grow up so fast!

posted on 11 Nov 2013 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Jade Gehringer.
Found in Thailand. 

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algernon
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algernon

By the yard

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Does a beer shot in the woods?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This outfit is available in lager sizes.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Urinate the beer

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Drink on your own Rick

JohnZ
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JohnZ

The story of the three beers, an ethanol tale.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

So that’s what they mean by bottle feeding.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Beer for my little deer

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There’s definitely something bruin.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The moon beer comes from the yeast of Asia.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

As bear is to ursine, beer is to urine.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Born to be drunk

Like a new born child
I was born, born to be drunk
Now I’m bored to be child
I love beer, not junk

Born to be drunk
Bored to be child…
♪♬

ItalianPlumber
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ItalianPlumber

A father&son partner outfit might actually sell pretty well.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

You wouldn’t be here without it, kid.

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

Mom, please buy lots and lots of Huggies.

Ben
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Ben

Hey Megatokyo fans: c4p7ur3 7h3 833r!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

assiGn 6-9. Is this a sign of something else the kid will love when it grows up? 😈

Silly Uncle Willy
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The kid might grow up with a beer beary.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Winnie the Pee, friend of Hiccup Kitty.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Somebody’s been drinking my beer” Papa Bear said.
“Somebody’s been drinking my beer” Mama Bear said.
“Sh.t! They smoked all the weed, too.” Baby Bear said.

Sparky
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Sparky

And it has nothing to do with sloppy genes.

GwydionM
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Today’s the day the teddy-beers have their picnic.

Definitely avoid those woods!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Oops!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Well, I love beer goggles.

Chuck
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Chuck

…in a sippy stein.

Peter
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Peter

If only bears could bear with beer.

Paolo
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Paolo

How many beers can a bare bear bear?

Lora
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Lora

Once upon a time there were three beers. A lager, a light draft, and a non-alcoholic root variety…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mo-.. Hicc, Mommy! I see, hicc, white mice!

Marum
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Marum

The pink bears arrive after the tenth schooner.

Marum
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Marum

Ten bears bearing beer bouncing on a bier,
And if one bear bearing beer blindly blunders off the bier,
There would be nine bears bearing beer bouncing on a bier.

NOTE: You have to skoal a pint after each verse.

Marum
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Marum

Entschuldigen sie mir. Title = DRINKING GAME #1

Marum
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Marum

For they, who are incapable of sitting quietly in one spot, and getting pithed.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I love it so much I can’t tell you how often I rolled over in the morning to find a strange bear in my bed.

coffeebot
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Number 1 threat to America: Beers

Cecily
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Cecily

Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around
Teddy bear, teddy bear, touch the ground
Teddy bear, teddy bear, under arrest
You just failed your sobriety test.

dt
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dt

You could sell these in Wisconsin. Lots of them.

TheMissingNTLDR
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TheMissingNTLDR

Caption on next clothing product: “Please beer with us while we put the spelling right.”

Quixilver
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Quixilver

it also says “ass ign” 69 !! :O

Joanne Gray
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Joanne Gray

This product is clearly aimed at the Geordie consumer. They start the bairns early on Tyneside, why aye man!

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