Typical Rick…

Typical Rick…

posted on 7 Nov 2013 in Signs

Get your own seafood, Rick!

Photo courtesy of Anthony Pica.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I can touch my own rick but I can’t bite it; I’m not that flexible.

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

At least it’s Rick and not Johnson.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

While touching my own rick, I noticed I have the crabs.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

OK Rick what else do you offer.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

With all the overfishing going on in the world, it’s pretty easy to see live seafood taking extreme measures like sexual harassment.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

♪ ♫
Not, not, not responsible
Not, not, not responsible
We can’t answer for the things in this tank
I said we’re
Not, not, not responsible
Not, not, not responsible
If you touch your rick and start to w…. ♪ ♫

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

in other words, they’re not responsible if you go blind.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

SEAFOOODS? I think the sign maker came into contact with a crab!

d17nk
d17nk
6 years ago

When I have to touch my own Rick, I am not responsible for your injury as well.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Rick Must Be Satisfied

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

My name is Dick, so…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Just Rick bein’ Rick.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Yeah, touch your own Rick. Stay away from mine.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I tried biting my own rick, but I injured my back. Then it occurred to me that I would have been injured anyway if I would have been successful. I can see why they deny responsibility.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

They misspelled crap!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If you like to be touched, please move over to our Octopus section, Bozo, the friendly Octopus, is an expert in touching your Rick but we are not responsible for your injury either.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

I know touching my Rick keeps me from getting crabby.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I’ve heard of a silent P , not an invisible one.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

“OOO”

What Rick said when the seafooods bit him.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

This live crap show is also available on a Compact Dick

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Rick is well-known for his catchphrase: “SEAFOOOOODS!!!”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Do you serve rickrolls?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

My name is Richard. Only my friends can call me Rick.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Every time I seafood I get crabby and dammit Rick, touch your own, we’re in a restaurant!

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

@Frank Burns: Yes, a little prick can be quite annoying.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Hey Rick, pick out a good crab for us…

♪ ♫
If I’m gonna pick you up
never gonna put you down
never gonna drop you back and return you
♪ ♫

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Please do not touch the seafoods and other wildlifes.

DanT
DanT
6 years ago

This sign has been Rick-Rolled!

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Caution: Do not feed your rick to the seafooods.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

I did touch my Rick, and my Rick responded . . . “Let me fly, and I shall take you away from here !”

Tom W, Glaser
Tom W, Glaser
6 years ago

I’m shocked! Shocked! This looks like the start of a beautiful bouillabaisse.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫Alive alive ‘O♫

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You can rick your finger, but you can’t finger your rick.

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