Waiter, there’s a hair in my… nevermind

Waiter, there’s a hair in my… nevermind

posted on 14 Nov 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Janie Lu.
Menu found in Beijing. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I thought hair was dead.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It’s ghost food

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Prosperous? They’re confusing effluent with affluent.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Waiter! There’s a…….. oh, sorry, I get it. 😛

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I think they meant to say odorous.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Grow long and prosperous.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

when you have hair and blood at the same time, that means period.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If you order it, you will be able to pay for it.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Why pay 66元 if I can get the same by smashing my head through a window?

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

So even Bill Gates’ growths and bodily fluids are valuable now.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Waiter, there’s a soup in my hair!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sweeney Todd’s favourite dish.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Dracula and Wolfman work in the kitchen.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

When the native American won the battle, he proceeded to scalp his enemy for a trophy, and as he did so, the hair blood was very prosperous.

James
James
6 years ago

Guess I’ll have to…eat the rich.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Just what kind of barber shop are you running here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Hair Saloon consequence is obvious

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

This is why I never trim my bangs.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I’m bald. Now I know why I’m poor.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

You’re wishing that a few split ends were the extent of the problem here, aren’t you !

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

….were amazed by the unusually prosperous amounts of bloody hair. Passersby were amazed by the unusually prosperous amounts of bloody hair. Passersby were amazed by the unusually prosperous amounts of bloody hair. Passersby were amazed by the unusually prosperous amounts of bloody hair. Passersby were amazed by the unusually prosperous amounts of bloody hair. Passersby were amazed by the unusually prosperous amounts of….

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Eat it before it clots.

Czarmangis
Czarmangis
6 years ago

Waiter! I cannot keep this soup in good conscience when so many others have poor hair in theirs. Please redistribute my soup to those that need it more than myself…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, my head is hairing!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Screw-cut

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Hairy Potter meets trouble

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yes. I put several of my heirs in the soup.

Signed. Charles Manson.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Is it my eyes? But is that sausage mounting the other one?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

One of the more cryptic passages in the Tao Te Ching.

Marnen Laibow-Koser
6 years ago

The Engrish in this case is actually a decent literal translation of the Chinese, though of course it’s not actually correct. 毛血旺 (which I’ve seen on menus here in the US) turns out to be this stuff: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_blood_curd

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Taken from a woman going through a prosperous period, no doubt?

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