Your choice.

Your choice.

posted on 26 Nov 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Can I pick enjoy?

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Spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Such a pain

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What’s the drill

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Just pull it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Dental is the new mental

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

Pain or gain.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It endures the treatment or else it gets the Hoson again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So I get to choose between lidocaine and nitrous oxide?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

We only apply the anesthetics on request

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I can’t chose, I am just going to put my hand in his pocket and say, “Now, we are not going to hurt each other, are we?”

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The translation is correct, it is what the Chinese text says. Maybe having holes drilled in your teeth without anesthetics is a Chinese macho thing…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Gas or thick leather straps: which will it be?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Do you want a filling? Or an Around The World filling?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

The only “enjoy” part I’ve ever experienced at the dentist is the sugar-free sucker at the end.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

“endure” relates to the client; “enjoy” relates to the specialist, especially regarding the bill…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Dr. Gumby: ‘WE FORGOT THE ANESTHETIC!!’

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Masticate or masochist?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If I get the woman in the picture to have my dental work, I will endure and enjoy the treatment by her hands.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

…and what doesn’t make you stronger will kill you.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I tell my wife this every third Tuesday.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Must be an ORthodontist.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I remember this from Little Shop of Horrors.

GwydionM
6 years ago

For he can thoroughly enjoy
The dentist if he pleases

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We administer pain killers before we give you the bill.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’m lucky. I have very numb teeth. I’ve been known to fall asleep in the dentists chair. Doesn’t that piss him off.

I am sure they enjoy you feeling afraid of them.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.

The dentist says: “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”

The woman replies: “Yes. We’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?”

ccY
ccY
6 years ago

But doc, I’m allergic to Hoson, can I have the Hobson’s choice
instead?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

One time the dentist told me, “Stop screaming! I haven’t touched your tooth. In fact you’re not even in the chair, yet!”
I told him, “I know, you’re standing on my foot!”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Sex in a nutshell (for women).

RT
RT
6 years ago

S & M Dentists; where we make sure you feel good

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

Enduring it is especially difficult when there is a sign that says ‘Do not scream.’

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjhitt. When an Asian lady saw fit to bestow her favours on me for a few years, In addition to a very expensive bauble, I gave her an Around The World filling on her birthday. (ie MTVB) Took me near 3 hrs.

“Enjoy” did not even begin to describe her reaction.(and mine)

What a lucky man I am.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Besides,you have no other option.

Hexogen
Hexogen
6 years ago

I can’t see the mistake…Endure (the pain) or enjoy (the treatment).

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

And this is why some people don’t like going to the dentist

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