Always consult your cockroach before use

Always consult your cockroach before use

posted on 30 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please knock before entering cockroaches room.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

By using anel glue you know there’s one place the cockroaches won’t be entering.

algernon
algernon
8 years ago

Make your cockroacks weeep and beg and be careful with that anel glue

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Can cock roach anel layers of dyke put?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I invited the cockroaches to a game of capboardice under a sampan. They told me to stick it where the sun doesn’t shine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Hello, reception? There’s people in my room!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

They lost me when they started glueing up Dykes.

Jellychop
Jellychop
8 years ago

So if I batmove the anel glue to other places will that require a batmovement?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

If the cockroach abounds with the cockroach, it’s an insectuous relationship.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Leave the dyke out of this! She doesn’t like COCKroach!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
8 years ago

Environmeat: the new eco-friendly protein source. (Have you tried our cockroach wrap?)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Batmove it to other places until you’re sure you’ve Gotham all.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

If your cockroaches aren’t salty enough, this product will resalt them.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Waiter! There’s a hare in my environmeat!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Bat? Top End Kriol. (Nth. Aust. Aborigine pidgin.)

♫Waltzim bat Matilda, waltzim bat Matilda,

Yu go longa waltzim bat Matilda longa mi♫.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Merry Cockroach’s and Happy Glue Year!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Waiter!

I just washed my thing, and I can’t do a hare with it.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Q. How do you quadruple the nutrition of a Big Mac.

A. Add a cockroach.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I am not sure about the value of gluing up Dykes.

However, there is a legend about a little Dutch boy, who stuck his finger in one once.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

When you hear the Bed Bug cry,
And you hear the Cockroach weep,
With all the noise they’re making,
You’ll never get to sleep.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

COCKROACH 1: Suek commer sampans?
COCKROACH 2: Romm werful capboardice! *weeeps*

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
BATMOVE!!!!!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Dear China:
Are you SURE you’re ready to run the world?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

“Express and pat the place” is Robin’s favourite Batmove.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Deer Peeople,

I most implain towardess inknowledgewable lungage you uset. Whats di dto youread? Dyke cock seduce roaches anel internationalcourse forbidden If you’se put Harmless poison composition?!?

Year fruitfully,

Cockroachess

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Seduce strength into being strong” — sounds like words to live by.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Cockroaches Suek!

kemi242
kemi242
8 years ago

I want to seduce strength into being strong, so I could batmove anywhere.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

It might be easier to just burn the place down and move.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Cock-roach likes Dyke March… They are gay

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

Thank God it doesn’t include any poison composition harmless to animals and people. I hate animals and people.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

So much Engrish, so little time!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

Tear and go anel glue layers of dyke*

*Dykes not included.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

You can put it in a lot of cockroaches rooms. Here I was thinking a cockroach hotel already came with its own pesticide. Talk about bait-and-switch.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her,… Read more »

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
8 years ago

See now, THAT is Engrish! 🙂

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

To you it’s the Universe. To a cockroach it’s just a room of external environment.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

7. “If the cockroach abounds with the cockroach in the room … And can use many times.”

Translation: Your cockroaches will abound boundlessly.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Change the cock rather than the roach, and best done in the afternoom.

coffeebot
8 years ago

I’ll consider putting it in the haunteds ckitchen lavatory but not under my hairs.

szk
szk
8 years ago

Becareful entering your cockroach into the anel or it may be unable to escape

Doctorj1
Doctorj1
8 years ago

DAMN! Not another hare in the enviromeat!!!

Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
8 years ago

Hmmm… environmeat…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Fight for poison! Glue the cockroach!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Wouldn’t be a bad idea to just leave and try someplace different.

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
8 years ago

I must be visiting this site too often as these instructions seem perfectly straightforward to me.

Jøshua
Jøshua
8 years ago

Do not attempt to write after huffing glue for cockroach gluing.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The image of anel glue layers of dyke will hanteds my mind for days. I will not even be able to Batmove it away.

Blarghyyy
Blarghyyy
8 years ago

“haunted chicken laboratory”?

Ansar
Ansar
8 years ago

Even a Suek cockroach can be lured into this trap. It is a poisonous composition which, we promise you, is quite harmful to people, animals and tasteless hares. First of all, you should go anel followed by powerful gluing, weeeping, tearing, expressing, patting the place and finishing it all with seductive Batmoves. Continue doing this for four days. After you are done, the cockroach must be wrapped up and we beg you to glue it again otherwise you might end up with a haunted kitchen and lavatory in your Sampan.

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
8 years ago

Frank Burns wrote:
“It might be easier to just burn the place down and move.”
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In what order? ;-p

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