Always wondered what was in there…

Always wondered what was in there…

posted on 4 Dec 2013 in Signs

First floor: keychains, mints. Second floor: wallet, photos…

Photo courtesy of Liz Fulghum.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well its one way of going up and down

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Do they have a toilet in there too.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Stopping pulling me off, I want to get off the elevator by myself.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Must be that elevator toalette

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Nevermind where they found it, how the f*** did anyone lose an elevator in the first place??

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

Probably the place with most different objects per inch in the whole shopping mall.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Something is rising and falling in front of me and it’s not a Piglet …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Handbags imported from Gallifrey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Ah, women… Who would understand them?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In case of elevator malfunction, use ladders in stockings.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Excuse me, where can I find the men’s elevator?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Shoplifting is really getting out of hand!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Fire extinguishers located in men’s pants.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hey Betty! Did you find the elevator?
– Thankfully, yes. It’s been stuck between my car and a wad of Kleenex!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

I always suspected that some women’s handbags were bigger on the inside.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I think you put too much elevator on your nose, honey

James
James
6 years ago

Almost a stairway to heaven.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: Press ‘Do me’ button to enter

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

She must be a Doraemon

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This explains why yesterday I saw a women’s handbag take the shape of a 1960’s London Police box.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

On what level can I get some pantiholes?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

And she lost her keys on the 9th floor.
“i know they’re in there *somewhere*…”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

And I’ve got an escalator in my wallet.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Is that an elevator in your handbag or are you just glad — oh, YOU know!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

I’ve always wondered why my wife drags that huge purse around with her.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@MICKEYGREENEYES: Just in case you wanted to go down. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: In case it doesn’t go up, start the evaculation procedure

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of the world’s tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cable snaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground. The emergency brakes don’t work, the emergency phone doesn’t work, and they both begin to panic. The woman screams, “We’re going to die!”, rips of all herclothes, throws herself on the floor and says to the man, “Make me feel like a woman again!” So, he pulls off his jacket, throws it on the floor and says, “Pick that up, bitch.”

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Hey girl, let me hitch a ride in your handbag.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Hey baby, you going up? Can I hop in the sack, and ride with you?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Brains located in men’s pants. 😛

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

The best purse is made by Otis.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Must be from the same kind of woman that renders a black hole in your bank account…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A @ Lora. At least one head is useful then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Women’s handbags may contain small parts (coins, credit cards, elevators…)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Does that mean there is one elevator in each handbag, or that all the bits is hidden at random bit by bit in every handbag?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It’s Ok. I found it between the packet of condoms, and the vibrator..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING:

Unknown elevator detected. Please wait…

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Ugh . . . just show me the lift located in the men’s briefcases.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Funny, I don’t feel TARDIS.

RT
RT
6 years ago

so basically, the handbags women carry are like hammerspace

GwydionM
6 years ago

Road To Hell located in Cosmetics

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

How massive must a woman’s handbag be to fit an elevator? Talk about an inconvenience that women must understand!

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

worm hole in your pocket?

JulieM
JulieM
6 years ago

It must be the kind of bag Hermione Granger carried.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Stares located at woman’s chest.

Garst
6 years ago

You’ll never find it in there

Snickers
Snickers
6 years ago

So that’s how Mary Poppins did it.

tn
tn
6 years ago

So that’s why my purse is so heavy..

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Escalator located in men’s pockets.

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