Always wondered what was in there…

Always wondered what was in there…

posted on 4 Dec 2013 in Signs

First floor: keychains, mints. Second floor: wallet, photos…

Photo courtesy of Liz Fulghum.

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algernon
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algernon

Well its one way of going up and down

algernon
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algernon

Do they have a toilet in there too.

Tong
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Tong

Stopping pulling me off, I want to get off the elevator by myself.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Must be that elevator toalette

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Nevermind where they found it, how the f*** did anyone lose an elevator in the first place??

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Probably the place with most different objects per inch in the whole shopping mall.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Something is rising and falling in front of me and it’s not a Piglet …

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Handbags imported from Gallifrey.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Ah, women… Who would understand them?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In case of elevator malfunction, use ladders in stockings.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Excuse me, where can I find the men’s elevator?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Shoplifting is really getting out of hand!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Fire extinguishers located in men’s pants.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Hey Betty! Did you find the elevator?
– Thankfully, yes. It’s been stuck between my car and a wad of Kleenex!

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

I always suspected that some women’s handbags were bigger on the inside.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– I think you put too much elevator on your nose, honey

James
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James

Almost a stairway to heaven.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: Press ‘Do me’ button to enter

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

She must be a Doraemon

DrLex
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DrLex

This explains why yesterday I saw a women’s handbag take the shape of a 1960’s London Police box.

Tong
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Tong

On what level can I get some pantiholes?

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

And she lost her keys on the 9th floor.
“i know they’re in there *somewhere*…”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And I’ve got an escalator in my wallet.

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

Is that an elevator in your handbag or are you just glad — oh, YOU know!

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

I’ve always wondered why my wife drags that huge purse around with her.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@MICKEYGREENEYES: Just in case you wanted to go down. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: In case it doesn’t go up, start the evaculation procedure

Sparky
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Sparky

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of the world’s tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cable snaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground. The emergency brakes don’t work, the emergency phone doesn’t work, and they both begin to panic. The woman screams, “We’re going to die!”, rips of all herclothes, throws herself on the floor and says to the man, “Make me feel like a woman again!” So, he pulls off his jacket, throws it on the floor and says, “Pick that up, bitch.”

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Hey girl, let me hitch a ride in your handbag.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Hey baby, you going up? Can I hop in the sack, and ride with you?

Lora
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Lora

Brains located in men’s pants. 😛

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

The best purse is made by Otis.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Must be from the same kind of woman that renders a black hole in your bank account…

Marum
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Marum

A @ Lora. At least one head is useful then.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Women’s handbags may contain small parts (coins, credit cards, elevators…)

Marum
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Marum

Does that mean there is one elevator in each handbag, or that all the bits is hidden at random bit by bit in every handbag?

Marum
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Marum

It’s Ok. I found it between the packet of condoms, and the vibrator..

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING:

Unknown elevator detected. Please wait…

Peter
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Peter

Ugh . . . just show me the lift located in the men’s briefcases.

Chuck
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Chuck

Funny, I don’t feel TARDIS.

RT
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RT

so basically, the handbags women carry are like hammerspace

GwydionM
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Road To Hell located in Cosmetics

NoizeBomb
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How massive must a woman’s handbag be to fit an elevator? Talk about an inconvenience that women must understand!

Jøshua
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Jøshua

worm hole in your pocket?

JulieM
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JulieM

It must be the kind of bag Hermione Granger carried.

iLock
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iLock

Stares located at woman’s chest.

Garst
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You’ll never find it in there

Snickers
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Snickers

So that’s how Mary Poppins did it.

tn
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tn

So that’s why my purse is so heavy..

Alice
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Alice

Escalator located in men’s pockets.

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