Batteries not included

Batteries not included

posted on 10 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Thane S.
Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Curry ’em around all day

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Disguised in a nice batter.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

iStir and iFry are the latest hi-tech cuisine. Wash your hands before and after using the devices.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Mmmmmm, Chicken Motorola. Mmmmmmmm.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Compatible with BlackBerry’s

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I have a nice hand-held device.

But if you put curry on it, I will wring your neck.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sun Tzu and The Art of Raw.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I dip my phone in Curry,
I do it at any place,
Though it makes it smell real funny,
It sticks it to my face.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Usually located in women’s handbags

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They don’t work anymore. The circuitry is fried.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Excuse me, Madam? There’s a piece of curry in your ear…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You just know there’ll be cumin.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Tastes like iChicken.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! What is this yellow blob?
– A fingerprint scanner, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Well, it looks like my portable device works properly: After I turned it on, my hands became all sticky. o_O

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ach. Dies ist ein Hans frei device.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is a hands fry device.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Made with iBeanPods and USB (Ultra Salty Butter)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The device and apps are made and developed in India

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Dispose of your curry handheld devices safely,
by transferring all your downloaded files
through the spicy port of fire and into the recycle bin for composting.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

These, are the existential bits of the Super Computer

(Hitchiker’s Guide to The Galaxy.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Please avoid finger interaction

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yeah! I know it was mice. But. This is a Chinese one.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Paying 42 yen for a month of curry subscription is good deal

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Now we know what happens to all our e-waste.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

For those who aren’t getting enough electromagnetic radiation from external sources.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Mom! Can you speak up? I can hardly hear you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Sam Sung Curryed Phone. And Apple PiePad, please.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Scanners. The budget remake of the Cronenberg classic.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

CURRY

The new wonder drug for curing constipation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@ First captioner: Maybe that’s “Batter not included”.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The perfect device for calling customer service.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

: I would vote that those who consistently clutter up the captions page with more than half a dozen entries each have their handheld devices curried and deep fried. Give the rest of us a chance!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Don’t talk to people over the curry with your ear full of phone, honey!

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

3DhanSak is better than PS Vindaloo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm… Tastes battery!

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

Watch out for Nokias inside your curry! They can break your teeth!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

The FCC is going to have a hissy fit.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Um . . . I thought it was meant for the MOUTH, no ?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

iPad Thai.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Anybody watched that horror movie ‘One Missed Meal’?

Just curryous.

GwydionM
6 years ago

The iFeed – the latest fashion necessity

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

If you have any complaints about your food, the call center is in India.

RT
RT
6 years ago

-hello tech support? yes, i downloaded your app, and then when i opened it, all of a sudden this brownish sauce started oozing out
-*tastes sauce* there’s only 1 man who would dare give me the curry. LONE STAR! *begins bollywood dance*

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

“Can you eat me now?…Good!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Well done by iFixit team

meow
meow
6 years ago

maybe,it sould tastes electric

Nicholas
Nicholas
6 years ago

Another innovation from Nokia!

Hb
Hb
6 years ago

Spicy or extra porno?

Should be Akid, not Aikd
Should be Akid, not Aikd
4 years ago

“Hello guys, techrax here and today we are going to fry the phone into a curry

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