Bongzi & Bongzi

Bongzi & Bongzi

posted on 18 Dec 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Apparently Jesus has been busy in Korea making handbags…

Photo courtesy of Ben McKechnie.
Handbag shop found in COEX mall in Seoul, Korea. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Oh how nice complete with the little piece of hose on the end.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What Bethlehem

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s on YouTube!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

And who’s the other Bongzi?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Well, He was a carpenter. He did good work if it lasted this long!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Make Korean handbags” is gonna be my new answer when somebody asks “What would Jesus do?” 😛

coffeebot
6 years ago

When asked why he didn’t include an elevator, Jesus replied, “ever hear of the Rapture?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In Seoul, prophet makes stores.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

No, you’re thinking of the Zig-Zag guy.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Huh. I expected the pearly gates to be a little classier than this.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

“Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they say.”

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Q: What not to say to Jesus when you walk into the store.

A: I just love your nails.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! Will you go to Bongzi when you die?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The Beard Knows

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

He died for our sins, so the least we can do is buy a handbag.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

This is your bong on Jesus.
This is your bong on Bongzi & Bongzi.
Any questions?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

And just in time for Christmas !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I always thought he did his training in Egypt.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Fongzi would hate this.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OH! I see! It’s the Korean version of Happy Daze.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Hi, I’m Jesus. This is my brother Bongzi, and my other brother Bongzi.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Actually it’s the place Jesus, Jose, and Pablo made. Who says there’s not a Hispanic population in Korea?

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

long way to go before he catches up with his dads achievements then

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Sounds like a pair of stoned Banksy wannabes.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Bunga & Bunga is the place made by Berlusconi.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Shoplifters will be excommunicated !

God is watching via CCTV.

RT
RT
6 years ago

save me jesus! i need to color-coordinate my outfit with a new handbag!

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

We at Bongzi accept cash, debit, Visa, or MasterCard. We apologize for any inconvenience, but we do not accept pieces of silver.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is my body, this is my bong.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫’O Lord won’t you buy me a new Gucci bag,
My friends all have Prada, it is such A drag♪

GwydionM
6 years ago

“In my Father’s house there are many mansions. I myself have just this little handbag shop in Korea.”

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

God only knows how they came up with “Bongzi”.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

I don’t need dope. Jesus is My bong.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Kim Jung-us

Il Padrone
Il Padrone
6 years ago

Did He install all the recessed lighting Himself? The carpenters I’ve worked with won’t even touch commercial wiring! Man, the Special Skills section of His resume must be extensive.

froog
froog
6 years ago

Seriously, though, what’s up with putting up Jesus in there? Like… how??? I can’t even think of any relation between handbag and Jesus.

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Bonzi and Bonzi….that’s the place made by Expand Dong

Silverwolf
5 years ago

A sign that Jesus endorses Cannabis…he’s even got a shop for the bongzis.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Here we are waiting for the Second Coming and there He is in Korea flogging fecking handbags!

Myself
3 years ago

This must be where he went during his lost years.

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