Come here and flip my switch

Come here and flip my switch

posted on 2 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Does that turn you on?

Photo courtesy of Alexis Chan.
Spotted in Chinese hotel. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

It’s ‘ON’!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Turn it on to turn me on

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Toilet illumination, so you can see where you’ve been.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@Seventy2rd o clock: It’s on because IT’S ON! 😉

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

And that’s why I love lamp!

algernon
Guest
algernon

Doesn’t fit

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Are you AC or DC?

algernon
Guest
algernon

It lights when you spend

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If you keep on flashing at me, what happens will be your own volt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

JUST DO ME.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Dammit, she’s ES27 and I’m B22! Where can I get an adaptor?

GwydionM
Guest

Look to the right for the “Do Someone Else” switch.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

@ Droll not Troll: It’s ON even when it’s OFF! o_O

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The switch for the exhaust fan probably has a “Blow me” setting.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

What’s the name of this Chinese hotel? It must be a 7-star with such facilities!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It’s not working. I think it’s erectrical trouble.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

One anonymous hotel in China has learned to cater to the strange desires of The Toilet Illuminati during their annual conventions.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Illumination of the Lamps

Ben
Guest
Ben

That’s the switch for the red light out in the hallway.

Lollerskate
Guest
Lollerskate

Does it come with background sax?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The centre switch will give you telepathic ability.

Sparky
Guest
Sparky

This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.

Sparky
Guest
Sparky

Don’t push the center switch. Jack Nicholson will break through the stall door with an axe saying I’m Back!!

timmy
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timmy

The illuminaughty is everywhere.

J-Luke
Guest
J-Luke

That switch is not something to make light of…

Marum
Guest
Marum

I find the concept of a mirror lamp to be a little disturbing.

GwydionM
Guest

All the fun of The Shining in the privacy of your own toilet

Marum
Guest
Marum

@DNT “to see where you’ve been”

Maybe: To see where you’ve went.

Marum
Guest
Marum

ELECTRICAL SAFETY HAZARD

Do not insert small parts.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Also: Do not try to see if you can pee high enough to hit the switch.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Peeing on the switch, will result in your trimming the wick before you light a candle.

Silly Uncle Willy
Guest

No! I said bring me a do me light!

Chuck
Guest
Chuck

So, what combination will give me back-lighting on my back-side ?

A Non-Y Mouse
Guest
A Non-Y Mouse

Oops! Sorry. I didn’t mean to turn you on.

Auntie
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Auntie

I was hoping to see Christmas lights strung up in the ‘loo.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Historians have preserved this 14th century toilet illumination for hundreds of years.

Cecily
Guest
Cecily

They should have put “Shinning lamp”! Do they want to get sued?

RT
Guest
RT

why is the lamp vibrating?

NoizeBomb
Guest

Hotelon’s ultimate weapon, the Shining Lamp, also used with the Illuminating Gundam.

pasdrole
Guest
pasdrole

The Red Light District has moved to the Gloryhole.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

That washroom gives the best lamp.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Oops! I did it again

RT
Guest
RT

oh, so that’s what you meant when you said you wanted one nightstand

Casey83
Guest
Casey83

Lights, camera, ACTION!

Jakey
Guest
Jakey

Why is the lamp moaning?

AlexB
Guest
AlexB

That and a little wine will get you some.

Catmom
Guest
Catmom

Go lamp yourself!

Alice
Guest
Alice

Can we please do that in the dark? Where people can’t see us?

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