Come here and flip my switch

Come here and flip my switch

posted on 2 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Does that turn you on?

Photo courtesy of Alexis Chan.
Spotted in Chinese hotel. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s ‘ON’!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Turn it on to turn me on

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Toilet illumination, so you can see where you’ve been.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: It’s on because IT’S ON! 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And that’s why I love lamp!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Doesn’t fit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Are you AC or DC?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It lights when you spend

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you keep on flashing at me, what happens will be your own volt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

JUST DO ME.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dammit, she’s ES27 and I’m B22! Where can I get an adaptor?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Look to the right for the “Do Someone Else” switch.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: It’s ON even when it’s OFF! o_O

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The switch for the exhaust fan probably has a “Blow me” setting.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

What’s the name of this Chinese hotel? It must be a 7-star with such facilities!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

It’s not working. I think it’s erectrical trouble.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

One anonymous hotel in China has learned to cater to the strange desires of The Toilet Illuminati during their annual conventions.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Illumination of the Lamps

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

That’s the switch for the red light out in the hallway.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Does it come with background sax?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The centre switch will give you telepathic ability.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Don’t push the center switch. Jack Nicholson will break through the stall door with an axe saying I’m Back!!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

The illuminaughty is everywhere.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

That switch is not something to make light of…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I find the concept of a mirror lamp to be a little disturbing.

GwydionM
6 years ago

All the fun of The Shining in the privacy of your own toilet

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT “to see where you’ve been”

Maybe: To see where you’ve went.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

ELECTRICAL SAFETY HAZARD

Do not insert small parts.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Also: Do not try to see if you can pee high enough to hit the switch.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Peeing on the switch, will result in your trimming the wick before you light a candle.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

No! I said bring me a do me light!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

So, what combination will give me back-lighting on my back-side ?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Oops! Sorry. I didn’t mean to turn you on.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

I was hoping to see Christmas lights strung up in the ‘loo.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Historians have preserved this 14th century toilet illumination for hundreds of years.

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

They should have put “Shinning lamp”! Do they want to get sued?

RT
RT
6 years ago

why is the lamp vibrating?

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

Hotelon’s ultimate weapon, the Shining Lamp, also used with the Illuminating Gundam.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

The Red Light District has moved to the Gloryhole.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

That washroom gives the best lamp.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Oops! I did it again

RT
RT
6 years ago

oh, so that’s what you meant when you said you wanted one nightstand

Casey83
Casey83
6 years ago

Lights, camera, ACTION!

Jakey
Jakey
6 years ago

Why is the lamp moaning?

AlexB
AlexB
6 years ago

That and a little wine will get you some.

Catmom
Catmom
6 years ago

Go lamp yourself!

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Can we please do that in the dark? Where people can’t see us?

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