Dental Pecker

Must be a male thing

For poking with

Doctor, I have this strange sensation when I eat.

Will it make my… er… enamel hard?

You mean they have teeth?

I suppose it vibrates

No, I just have a large uvula!

@ Salome: I’ve heard tales of vaginas with teeth, but this is a new one on me!

… specially designed for those who like to eat nuts.

DP-10??? Anybody got a link for that p0rn site??

WARNING: Contains small parts – keep it out of children

Curious Handheld Devices

@Seventy2rd o clock: But does it contain traces of nuts

Battery required but assault is entirely illegal

It has the wierdest boner right now…

I take 2 !!

– Sweetie, don’t forget to peck your teeth before you go to bed!

I would have thought, it would be better without teeth.

@ algernon: Not only traces but hole pee-nuts

Move this to Adult Engrish and I’ll have a caption for you.

Little known fact: The toothbrush was invented in Alabama. Otherwise it would have been called the teeth brush.

Vibrators just keep on getting stranger.

For discreet BJ’s?

Who are you smiling at ?!

Is that a toothbrush in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

For oral use only.

– DRINK! PECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

@72rd. Muchos gratias hombre. The meaning of life the universe and everything may well be 42. But. You have distilled the purpose of life into four words.

“i’m a pecker, he’s a pecker, she’s a pecker…wouldn’t you like to be a pecker, too?”

Suitable for use on children.

@Sparky. I’m a licker and nibbler.

Q. How do Japanese women hold their likker.

A. By the ears.

Finally, an answer to “Do you floss?”
Yes, with my pecker.

What Woody Woodpecker uses to brush his…beak.

Two tools never intended to be together, now in one convenient package! And it vibrates, too!

With a pecker supporter?

This may cause an interdental incident! Please show your support by making out with a Japanese person.

Rated A+ by crocodiles and alligators.

@Seventy2rd o clock: so where do you put it

Also available: Peckermint flavoured toothpaste.

I’m having mixed feelings about having my dental pecker
pulled…

INSTRUCTIONS:

– Press ‘Do me’ button to turn it on
– In case of interdental shock, please visit Intercourse Discomfort Report Center

A stimulating choice for dentist’s wives!

dentists do love to fill holes

Just keep brushing, honey, the toothpaste will come out shortly!

Your dental pecker is out of batteries? Don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys.

Movie trivia: This was originally going to appear in a product-placement in the film ET, but the scene was cut. An indirect reference in other dialog did remain.

The japanese created the new word teethpecher from woodpecker.

It’s a bird!

DP-10, eh? It’s hard to imagine that the manufacturer wouldn’t have found success with the first nine iterations of dental pecker. Way to stick by your idea, Yamazen!