Doc called off sick again

Doc called off sick again

posted on 29 Dec 2013 in Signs

Stinky work but somebody’s gotta do it.

Spotted in Japan.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Don’t worry there’s 144 of them

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

And vitriolic as well

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Doctor, my tooth is kidding!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Dental pecker caused this

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Giving birth through the mouth?? Gross is only one of the words that comes to mind! 😯

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Doctor! I have a lip gross!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Fross and blush your teeth every day.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’m pretty sure that isn’t how baby teeth happen.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Did I mention it’s gross?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t go there, they’ll double gross you!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Dentists are often very depressed.

They’re down in the mouth every day.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Patient: “Doctor. I don’t know whether it is worse to have my teeth drilled or having a baby.”

Dentist: ‘Make up your mind then madam. I’ll have to alter the angle of the chair.’

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What the heck is a “Silver Vitrail”?. 😮

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

An ardent young dentist named Lee,
Was plumbing a young lass’s cavity,
Said the lass; “Stop your plumbing,
For I hear someone coming.”
‘Ah yes.’ said the dentist ‘Tis me.’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Rip Gross thumbdowner, unhappy new year to you

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Were you expecting a new tooth?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear:
“Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

How’s this for gross?:
A young man was about to get his checkup at the dentist’s when he admitted that he hadn’t brushed his teeth after breakfast before coming.
“That’s okay” the dentist said, “I took a dump in the bathroom before you came and didn’t wash my hands!”

(Good thing they wear rubber gloves, right?)

Timmy
Timmy
6 years ago

At my last visit to the doctor, during the examination she said
“you’re going to have to stop masturbating so much”
I said “but why?”
She said “Because I’m trying to examin you!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: Vitrail is what the French call stained glass art. Oh, and Au is gold, not silver. I’d be interested to know how gold and stained glass go together; maybe gold leaf?

wateva
wateva
6 years ago

Ha ha. A common Germa last name, which means “large”.

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