Even Christmas is better with bacon!

Even Christmas is better with bacon!

posted on 21 Dec 2013 in Household Items

Oh bacon, is there any holiday you can’t fix?

Photo courtesy of Claire Mancha.
Imported from China.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Who’s Noel Angel

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So pigs can fly

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be something they smoke with

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Noel Angel, Liam devil

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Wherefore art thou, ELAIN?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

On the bottom of the box, does it say:
Made of China?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Do not use forc to open

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You would have to be fairly glazed to porc Noel Angel.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sorry Noel. I was so drunk I thought you were Emmmelita

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

At Christmas, may the PORC be with you.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. Em orait wantok. I’ll use a knifc.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫Can you her the Porc a calling,
Can you hear the Angel sing,
It’s the sound of the carols squalling,
It’s the same old Christmas thing♫

(Sorry Les Mis)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Marum: You need it to cut the right angels

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Cutt5ing angels. Hahahha. Una angel sin bolas

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Excuse # 22. Honestly dear. I was so glazed when I porced him/her, I thought it was you.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In western Qld the Porc may well eat you.

(Razorback anyone?)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT The one I saw said: Made by an Australian.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Chris Angel’s overweight brother after more than a few too many rums.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Obviously this is a Christmas decoration, not Hannakah.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The figurines are called porc because the company didn’t know how to spell porceline… porcaline… porceliene? Arrgh!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

I bet this ‘GLAZED PORC’ thing nust’ve been MADE IN CH.
Fortunately it was not abbreviated as ‘GLAZED PORN’ (!!)

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Ugh! You people have bacon on the brain. This is obviously a ham.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I guess “PORC” is what they call china in China.
I’m afraid to ask what they call turkey in Turkey…

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Wouldn’t a Noel Angel be an “Ange”?

emily
emily
5 years ago

They glazed a bacon statue of a Noel Gallagher Angel?!!

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Hark! The Sizzled Bacon smells!

Petey
Petey
5 years ago

And the angel said, “Behold, I bring you tidings of bok choy.”

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