Flesh caught!

Flesh caught!

posted on 31 Dec 2013 in Menus

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

tsuna, comes in big waves

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’d judge the Carupaccho myself

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– The one with a swimming beard, please

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I hope the judge gives them a herring in court.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Can you make sashimi from barristercuda?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

At least they’re not flied

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sanshumor i? Sounds like they’ve found a use for the down-voting trolls.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! This fish is law!
– I’m very sorry Sir, but I don’t know anything about it.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

I think I’ll have the octopus with a writ of habeas corpus, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“This is the city – Los Angeles, California. My name is Joe Friday. I work here; I’m a fish.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sans humori — “without humor”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I fought the law and the fish won.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

You say “samon”, I say “salmon”, let’s call the whole thing off.

GwydionM
6 years ago

law fish – specialising in ribel actions

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Someone court the fish from the dock. How do they keep them fresh? Just ice.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You know you’re in trouble when your legal team is on the menu.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

With this legal representation, you’d better not drop your soap in the shower.

coffeebot
6 years ago

law humor

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Menu from Finland.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The chef is Jack the Kipper.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

law fish – Herro Kitty favolite food

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What were you saying my car was up, before you sneezed?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Jokes about women and fish, are rather tasteless.

So. I will not tell any such jokes here.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Verily I say unto you. Am I my brother’s Kipper?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Ah! I see Legal Sea Foods has opened a new location in Japan.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The local Sushi Bar was robbed by an octopus this afternoon.

The robber was described as two feet tall, greyish in colour, and very well armed.

BOOM BOOM!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

This isn’t a menu, this is…

THE LAW FISH DEPARTMENT’S MOST WANTED LIST!

These fish are armed (or finned), and dangerous. Wanted for assault with projectile ink, lack of a sense of humor, and trying to convince people that salmonella are really just female salmon. If you spot any of these criminals, please report them to the local authorities or just get out the soy sauce and maybe some wasabi and eat them.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

AWWW! I once had a pet Salmon named Ella.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ Mr Wrong. If you do, you may get your backside washed in a most unexpected manner.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

A regal dining experience.

Mineko Unabara
6 years ago

Time to bring the law fish to the food court.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Let’s bleak the raw

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

She shimmies when she walks.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Yikes . . . watch out for Maguromi !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I Tako the octopus have spoken.

When eating Sashimi watch out for the cave of Nori the evil one.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Peter. Only the female ones. :-#

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Who’d want to be a salmon?

You wander the world’s oceans for years, until you find the stream of your birth. Then you swim upstream against the current for the rest of your life, until you reach your destination. Then you get screwed and die.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

I bet any of the three sashimies does a better job than most lawyerses.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I hope they remove the scales of justice before they make sashimi.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

The mob boss was found guilty.
Now his former councel is swimming with the fishes!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a carp ?

A. One is a dirty bottom-feeder and the other is a fish !

Ba-dum-dum.

Casey83
Casey83
6 years ago

Law fish. They passed the bar.

Tim
Tim
5 years ago

I knew Legal Seafood was just ripping someone off!

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