For Celebration Times

Polish away

Staring Jack Nicholson

Heeeere’s Jesus!!

My preciousssss! My Christmas present! … That’s what we wants now, yes, we wants it! Presentses!

1. Christmas
2. Christmass
3. Christmasss
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.
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Let’s tex together

I certainly hope it’s precious. Christmas is expensive enough!

Shi Ning Story. (Lee Kwan yu)

Can we polish?

It rubs the Christmas on the story, or else it gets the sample text again.

All work and no play makes Jack (Frost) a dull boy.

Illitrate, overweight and pregnant is no way to celebrate Christmas.

Jack Torrance:
God, I’d give anything for a drink. I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.

(But don’t ask for red rum.)

When Santa got down the chimney he found a beautiful naked blonde standing beside the fireplace.

Blonde: “Gee Santa! With all that condition how do you get down chimneys?”

Santa: ‘Even worse. With this condition, I’ll never get back up it again.’

Let’s Caroling! …walking in winter wonderfulland… I saw a Mommy kiss to her Santaclau… Deck the Halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra (with apologies to everyone but thanks to A Christmas Story)

Sign created by Go Lim, Gollum’s asian cousin.

“I always have a a drink at Christmas to forget.”

‘What are you trying to forget?’

“I’ve forgotten.”

We have:

Shi Ning.
Cute Kitsui.
Sexy Myoki.
and
Nympho Ishoka.

And also Lampant Lobert.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

But I’m not gonna tell you where she kissed him.:#

(I can’t believe no one’s made this joke yet.)

Take off every REINDEER.
You know what you doing.
Move REINDEER.
For shining story.

Pretty sure I sent this one in. Christmas here in Tokyo is such a strange blast of Engrish.

Do you know Rudolph was invented by a department store?

Because Dasher and Dancer, Donner and Blitzen, Casper and Cupid, and Prancer and Vixen, shopped at Wal Mart.:D

Gee! Did I stuff that up. I always thought it was Donner not Donder
Ie. Donner und Blitzen = Thunder and lightning (De)

Yeah. Comet also. 🙁

Anyway while I eat humble pie.

Fröliche Weihnachten, und ein frohes neues Yahr.

To all you posters.

Also: Felize navidad y felize ano nuevo.

Aiyo! Gutpela Krismas, na kisim hahamas tru long niu yia i kam.

All work and no Christmas makes Santa a dull boy. The Shining story!

…make it Santa-ry time.

Here is your stor.