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For Celebration Times

posted on 24 Dec 2013 in Signs

Let’s reading at holiday

Spotted in Japan.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Polish away

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Staring Jack Nicholson

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Heeeere’s Jesus!!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

My preciousssss! My Christmas present! … That’s what we wants now, yes, we wants it! Presentses!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Christmas
2. Christmass
3. Christmasss
.
.
.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Let’s tex together

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I certainly hope it’s precious. Christmas is expensive enough!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Shi Ning Story. (Lee Kwan yu)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can we polish?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It rubs the Christmas on the story, or else it gets the sample text again.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

All work and no play makes Jack (Frost) a dull boy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Illitrate, overweight and pregnant is no way to celebrate Christmas.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Jack Torrance:
God, I’d give anything for a drink. I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.

(But don’t ask for red rum.)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When Santa got down the chimney he found a beautiful naked blonde standing beside the fireplace.

Blonde: “Gee Santa! With all that condition how do you get down chimneys?”

Santa: ‘Even worse. With this condition, I’ll never get back up it again.’

coffeebot
6 years ago

Let’s Caroling! …walking in winter wonderfulland… I saw a Mommy kiss to her Santaclau… Deck the Halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra (with apologies to everyone but thanks to A Christmas Story)

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Sign created by Go Lim, Gollum’s asian cousin.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“I always have a a drink at Christmas to forget.”

‘What are you trying to forget?’

“I’ve forgotten.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We have:

Shi Ning.
Cute Kitsui.
Sexy Myoki.
and
Nympho Ishoka.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And also Lampant Lobert.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

But I’m not gonna tell you where she kissed him.:#

pasdrole
6 years ago
Will Pitts
Will Pitts
6 years ago

(I can’t believe no one’s made this joke yet.)

Take off every REINDEER.
You know what you doing.
Move REINDEER.
For shining story.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Pretty sure I sent this one in. Christmas here in Tokyo is such a strange blast of Engrish.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do you know Rudolph was invented by a department store?

Because Dasher and Dancer, Donner and Blitzen, Casper and Cupid, and Prancer and Vixen, shopped at Wal Mart.:D

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Gee! Did I stuff that up. I always thought it was Donner not Donder
Ie. Donner und Blitzen = Thunder and lightning (De)

Yeah. Comet also. 🙁

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Anyway while I eat humble pie.

Fröliche Weihnachten, und ein frohes neues Yahr.

To all you posters.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Also: Felize navidad y felize ano nuevo.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Aiyo! Gutpela Krismas, na kisim hahamas tru long niu yia i kam.

Thomas
6 years ago

All work and no Christmas makes Santa a dull boy. The Shining story!

Donut-san
Donut-san
6 years ago

…make it Santa-ry time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Here is your stor.

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