Gifts in kind

Balls in Japan?

Already have one thanks.

It vibrates and says ”Chiku Chiku!”

I hope they have a Viking mascot called Little Cnut. 😛

Being a mascot isn’t so hard.

Made by Johnson & Johnson.

– Mommy, look! It’s Timmy!

Listen nurse, just keep your observations to yourself, and just give me the injection.

What a cute, little prick.

In Oz we had one as Prime Minister, but we got rid of it.

A common problem in Asia, I do believe.

@DnT Cnut – Knut?

Call me Richard

@Algernon. Little Richard.;)

@Marum 5:29am: and replaced him with a bigger one

@Marum 5:39am: Head

Hahahaha. Maybe that is one of the reasons Asian women like Aussie men.

@Algernon. Actually it is not just that. My Asian lady, when I was a young bloke, told me the reasons. But I am not going to repeat them. Otherwise, the Aussie blokes would get too bigheaded.

Spent all day in the pool with it.

The description says it’s felt. Lucky little prick!

Instructions: The harder you rub it, the bigger it gets.

Red for a little price, pink colour too!

Not available in African-American neighborhoods.

Listen, you little prick! You do that again and I’ll kick the poop out of you!

So cute I could squeeze the testosterone out of them.

The one on the right belongs to a homo.

♪ ♫
We`ll always prick together
Together in Eccentric Dreams
♫♫♪

Gruesome !

You know the rest.

I think this one may have already been posted earlier

Ex wife always said this to me after I called he a big c..t.

@Chuck: I dunno, is it a pun about a little prick that grew some?

They look like they’re from the ‘Bomberman’ games!

Can I order those? I live in Pennsylvania and would LOVE to send those as gag greetings!

…I knOw that guy..!!

They’re deformed! 🙂