Hide the sun! It’s night.

Hide the sun! It’s night.

posted on 11 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

I dunno… ask beard

Photo courtesy of Susan S.
Spotted in China. 

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GwydionM
6 years ago

Personal luggage with feet and a habit of eating people, 30 dollars

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Is he the same as The swimming beard?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The beard must know at sea

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

Only hipsters are allowed beyond this point.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

….can I ask The beard himself if The swimming beard
and The beard are one and the same?

As I’m sure he knows…

An alter ego for his swim deficient personality maybe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

4. This beard have results to show a person to lead a square and can enter wine water; the body is unwell, the motion unsteady.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Take enough food and wine, and you, too, can be fat enough to hide the sun.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Just put the 20 dollars anywhere in my beard.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Yes you must block greatly, young grasshopper…
Always must defend yourself against crabs and other seafood..
and if you win, you have meal.
Free to fight at night. 20 dollars for a daytime bout.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Can I ride my surf beard here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s a wise beard

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Approved by ZZ Top drummer, Frank Beard

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well what does the nose know

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

-Why 20 dollar for daytime fight?
-Cos it’s much easier to get caught then,
so we encourage to hide sun.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Is this the all seeing, all knowing beard from the bearduminati?

Beard Brother is here…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hey, does this seafood taste like sunblock to you??

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Where is the beard? I mustache him what the sign means.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Who is having the meal? Me or the shark?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Can I go into the toilet beard, know?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This beach is for Chinese beard only. Merkins go home!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– OK, Beard… What do you know about the black and the white arm?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Do ya feel lucky son? Well do ya?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Sun Blocker Extreme – You put table and 4 sandy beach chairs on your body

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It’s hard to argue against Beard Knowledge.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

God is coming and he looks pissed. Quick! Hide the sun!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

A bottle of Château SPF 30, please.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hey! I found it where the Sun doesn’t shine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The beard knows. Sandy beach chairs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: Found what? A beard?? 😯

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The beard knows Uruguay.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Latest astronomical discovery! The sun is made up of a table and four sandy beach chairs!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

The beard knows. The mustache has to be constantly reminded.

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

All tourists are required to catch fish. The beard says so.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

What darkness lies in stubble of man? Only the Five O’Clock Shadow knows!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Table? Check. Sandy beach chairs? Check. Pork pie hat? Check. Douchey hipster beard? Checkmate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, look! I got a Teddy Beard!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Aww, I got curry handheld devices all over my beard.

RT
RT
6 years ago

o great and mighty beard, who should i bet on to win the 2014 nba championship?

szk
szk
6 years ago

Is it the same beard that knows about the toilet?
https://www.engrish.com/2007/11/toilet-rules/

MojaveGreen
MojaveGreen
6 years ago

Yes, Uncle Si knows all.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Yo, the Beards know.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The beard knows and The beard never forgets.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Hide the sun, it burns The beards.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Pay no attention to that beard behind the curtain!”

DragonLady
DragonLady
6 years ago

The Engrish gets the beard again.

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

I guess those Duck Dynasty guys are now rich enough to have their own private beach.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

What would happen if the Beard had a shave? Would anarchy break out?

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