I KNEW the chef did that

I KNEW the chef did that

posted on 15 Dec 2013 in Menus, Signs

Shoulda left a better tip…

Photo courtesy of Charlie. 
Found in Japan.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its just a jump to the left

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Golly pizza

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Where should I stick crepe?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’m impressed! I doubt that even Chuck Norris could spit a Japanese hotplate.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

It’s a substitute for cheese Not much dairy food in Japan.

GwydionM
6 years ago

The Japanese should have been more reasonable about that disputed island!

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

Frankforter: a type of sausage unique to the capital of Kentucky.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter, is there a spit on my pizza?
– No it’snot, Sir

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Stick crepe to go, please

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT WE GO TO WAR! TONIGHT, WE SIEGE THE FRANKFORTER!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

What do you call a one legged spitting Japanese female?

Irene.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Crepes on a stick, pizza on a stick, hotdogs.
Texas State Fair moves to Japan.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There was a place in Cavill Ave. (Surfers) That was called THE CREPERIE. It had a machine which made a continuous crepe, which the cut into lengths as required. Thus, one ended up with a ‘square” Crepe.

By the taste, I think they left the “A” out of CREPERIE.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Dr. Frankenstein’s hobby. THE FRANENFORTER

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It will be long.
It will be hard.
The frankenforter will never surrender.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A Japanese man who made a giant frankenforter,
Gave it to his 16 year old daughter,
She found it quite frightful,
And completely delightful,
For she put it where she never shoulda oughta.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Can I get anchovies on my lunger pizza?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Whatever you do, don’t make fun of their crepes, or they’ll spit on them too.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Time for a shakeup in marketing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Today’s Specialty: Chewed Chinese in saliva sauce

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Was it the Frankfort people who spat on the Frankforters?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

At least you weren’t given a Chinese Fred Noodles

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

Italian, Japanese and Avian fusion cuisine, all in one dish? I’m sure the spitted pizza was regurgitated first.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Takeru Kobayashi has been known to get frank-fortified.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Cecily. What is the capital of Kentucky? Saundersville? ;D

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The waitress also spits chips, when she gets no tips.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I suspect the proprietor developed these recipes in his college dorm room.

Myself
3 years ago

You’re the spitting image of a Japanese hot-plate pizza!

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