I saw your ‘Boby on Board’ sign

I saw your ‘Boby on Board’ sign

posted on 19 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

…and one-legged bobys

Photo courtesy of David Lane.
 Spotted in Taiwan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Boby Beard!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So a boby is a person with a triangular body and no arms?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

But my boby is called Samantha.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It’s not one leg. It’s three. We call him Tripod.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s only the female pareuts that have bobies. The males have peuises.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Girls. If you park your bobys here, don’t complain if they get licked.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Only gril bobys though

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Boby, where’s Doddy?
– Porking, I suppose

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t lick the car and loave the boby inside.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Parallel porking only. No kinky stuff!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Dong? Don’t you think we should give our children some proper names?
– Dear Suck Ho, it’s our Porn family tradition…!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

In addition to Body Parking, we also have Bikini car washing available at $200 per wash.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

My wife has two bobies. Does that mean we get two parking spots?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Sure, we had to name him “Frankie”, now we have to park in the back.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

That kid’s got some saggy bobies.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Dangit Boby

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Parkin’son’s only

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

ATTENDANT: Excuse me, ma’am, but you can’t park there.

WOMAN: But I’m here with my son, Bobert!

ATTENDANT: My mistake. You and Boby have a nice day.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

I’m Boby Fett and I approved this sign.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Don’t ploy dog in pork

GwydionM
6 years ago

My Boby lies over the ocean
My parking’s for Pareuts now

GwydionM
6 years ago

Pareuts, please do not drop penuts

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The kid’s named Boby because that’s what all he can do in the water with no arms and one leg.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Mine’s a blue-footed boby.

pikapal
6 years ago

This was the rejected title of a Be Sharps song.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

Be gone, you bubble-headed boby.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Boby boy . . . Boby with peuis
Boby girl . . . Boby withont peuis

RT
RT
6 years ago

’cause if you’re not feurst, you’re lahst!
-ricky boby

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

@Marum 4:10am: Or Rolf Harris

wood
wood
6 years ago

I think ‘Boby’ is referred to “boobs or bosom’. Parents with bosom are allowed to park. Unfortunatley for gay parents will have to park elsewhere because neither of them has booby.

Il Padrone
Il Padrone
6 years ago

Being a single pareut, I can appreciate this convenience. No one wants to have to drag her triplets the entire length of the parking lot to the entrance of Boby Gap. (Couldn’t decide whether to go with that or “Bobys ‘R Us.”)

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

It’s supposed to be “Parents With Baby Parking Only.”

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Me: Alright Jason, I want you to stand in the middle of this parking lot while mommy does some errands. You be a good boy and try not to bump into other bobies, okay?

Jason: Run into other what?

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

I’ve got it – Boby is clearly Taiwanese slang for amuptee child with only one leg 🙂

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