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Look inside!

posted on 13 Dec 2013 in Signs

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Where everything we tell you is sh*t

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Complete with instructions on the lid

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Could you move your bowel a bit to the left, please?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Visiting the Tourist Information Center is number one on my list, and also number two.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Read the instructions to press the button
2. Press the button to flush the instructions

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Is that a roll of tickets I see? I wonder what interesting places they will get me into.

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

Is it the elevator to the Tourist Information Center?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The place to find out all about the city urine at the moment.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Toilet beard knows

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

We are in this toilet for the incontinence. Please understand. Thanks!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I wanted to find out the best places to “go”. Looks like I already found one.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Excuse me, where can I find men’s restaurant?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

“Hey, how’s your vacation going so far?”
“Defecation is going great! I have wiped all my cares away.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Drop in anytime.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Men’s tourist on the left
Women’s tourist on the right

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That tour guide literally treated us like crap.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Hey kids! Here’s the pool.”

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The service here stinks!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

For your information, this is what we think of tourists.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Don’t get pissed off at the information we give you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It gets the hose again.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

So this isn’t the complaint department?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

“Hello, my name is John, may I help you?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

You’re welcome to make a complaint to Toilet Inc. Continence or dislike me on FeceBook.

INSTRUCTIONS
Number One: Press ‘Do me’ button on elevator toilet to flush
Number Two: Press ‘Dislike’ button to undo me

Press any key to continue…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

TOURIST WARNING

CATEGORY: Cultural matters.

A Pokemon is a West Indian Proctologist.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Is this one of those Japanese poop-analysis toilets?

Maybe it’s information ABOUT the tourists.

Maggots
Maggots
6 years ago

Must be a TARDIS which converted into one information center.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I know I shouldn’t ask; But what is the hose for?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. “May I join you?”

‘Hell! I didn’t know I was undone.’

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

@72rd: Which one’s the “any” key?

coffeebot
6 years ago

Have a seat.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

“i” for “tourist information” . . . so this must be “iToilet”

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“Oh look, here’s a dollar off coupon to the chamber pot museum!”

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

I can’t seem to read out what the signs inside the toilet say. What a dump!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

…And that’s when customer service goes down the toilet, fellas.

(But they’re really honest in this particular case, you gotta give them that!)

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

Don’t forget to sign our guest log!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Marum: Medium-undone!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Biff the Understudy: The one that says ‘Any’?

MustacheHam
MustacheHam
6 years ago

When did Mr. Hanky get another job?

Greg
Greg
6 years ago

Download here to get the latest.

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Brochures are on the counter 🙂

Myself
3 years ago

Does that say “ROGUE” on the toilet? That’s not exactly a quality I admire in toilets.

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