Look inside!

Where everything we tell you is sh*t

Complete with instructions on the lid

– Could you move your bowel a bit to the left, please?

Visiting the Tourist Information Center is number one on my list, and also number two.

1. Read the instructions to press the button
2. Press the button to flush the instructions

Is that a roll of tickets I see? I wonder what interesting places they will get me into.

Is it the elevator to the Tourist Information Center?

The place to find out all about the city urine at the moment.

Toilet beard knows

We are in this toilet for the incontinence. Please understand. Thanks!

I wanted to find out the best places to “go”. Looks like I already found one.

– Excuse me, where can I find men’s restaurant?

“Hey, how’s your vacation going so far?”
“Defecation is going great! I have wiped all my cares away.”

Drop in anytime.

Men’s tourist on the left
Women’s tourist on the right

That tour guide literally treated us like crap.

“Hey kids! Here’s the pool.”

The service here stinks!

For your information, this is what we think of tourists.

Don’t get pissed off at the information we give you.

It gets the hose again.

So this isn’t the complaint department?

“Hello, my name is John, may I help you?”

You’re welcome to make a complaint to Toilet Inc. Continence or dislike me on FeceBook.

INSTRUCTIONS
Number One: Press ‘Do me’ button on elevator toilet to flush
Number Two: Press ‘Dislike’ button to undo me

Press any key to continue…

TOURIST WARNING

CATEGORY: Cultural matters.

A Pokemon is a West Indian Proctologist.

Is this one of those Japanese poop-analysis toilets?

Maybe it’s information ABOUT the tourists.

Must be a TARDIS which converted into one information center.

I know I shouldn’t ask; But what is the hose for?

@72rd. “May I join you?”

‘Hell! I didn’t know I was undone.’

@72rd: Which one’s the “any” key?

Have a seat.

“i” for “tourist information” . . . so this must be “iToilet”

“Oh look, here’s a dollar off coupon to the chamber pot museum!”

I can’t seem to read out what the signs inside the toilet say. What a dump!

…And that’s when customer service goes down the toilet, fellas.

(But they’re really honest in this particular case, you gotta give them that!)

Don’t forget to sign our guest log!

@ Marum: Medium-undone!

@ Biff the Understudy: The one that says ‘Any’?

When did Mr. Hanky get another job?

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Brochures are on the counter 🙂

Does that say “ROGUE” on the toilet? That’s not exactly a quality I admire in toilets.