More popular than the bottomless glass

Well uck me dead

I blame Viagra myself

“This explains all the children…”
It’s an endless screw. How are they getting out? 😉

CAUTION! Passing away under barrier can be a pleasure!

After more than four hours….. well, you know the drill!

Boner Appétit

Obviously a government project.

One of Mother Nature’s little jokes.

WARNING: Don’t Screw Drive

The German says something about snails.

Why didn’t they have this when I was in high school?

Promises! Promises!
If the Endless Screw has ever started in the past, it would still be screwing. In which case the sign would only have say “Endless Screwing”. Thus, (a) the screw is not endless or (b) there is no screw.

Yep, any moment between January 1 and April 15 when that W2 arrives.

Beware, French in Area.

@jjhitt: So the screw is a lie!
I think I went out with her.

♪ ♫
It’s been a hard day’s night… ♪ ♫

My advice: Endure and dont kidding

Comme on dit en francais,
Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose.

It only seems endless.

Funny, in German it reads “The turtles can start automatically”…mmh….

I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat. Now I have a stiff neck.

Porno version of “The Never Ending Story.”

Be sure you bring your Eternal Screwdriver. (And plenty of lubricating oil.)

@Conventi : Are you a Turtle?

Apparently a leftover Obama campaign poster . . .

Do I at least get dinner and a movie first?

An infinite loop… of ecstacy!

Only Chuck Norris can remove the endless screw.

Okay guys, who made the piston pump nuclear powered?

Your choices: Endure or enjoy the tratment!


int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
while (1)
{
Screw();
}
return 0;
}


Not the turtles, the snails. The German says: “Attention! Danger! The snails can start at any moment and automatically!”

I wish people in France wouldn’t stereotype themselves like that. And if it mentions turtles or snails in German, it must only seem endless because it takes so long. 🙂

The German one is funny, too.
It says:

Attention! Danger!
Any moment the snails can all of a sudden and automatically warm-up.

@jjhitt and alexmagnus: Snail trails?

The scre?

Think I’ll take the eternal pulley, the everlasting inclined plane, or the nonstop wheel and axle.

In German it says: “Attention! Danger! The snails can at any moment and automatically start”. Well, better watch out for those snails then!

In French it says: “Attention! Danger! The screw can engage itself automatically at all instances”.

Well, at least the translation error is understandable. The French word used for translation is obviously “vis sans fin” – which is “Schneckengetriebe” (snail drive, but they forgot the drive!) in German and literally means – well, a screw without an end, an endless screw 😀

The Endless Screw: provided by the Dental Pecker.

The german snails are likely to start? Lettuce all be careful, then.

A horny young man named Carew
Thought he’d try for an endless screw.
At first it was good
But he finally lost wood
And his right hand was cramping up, too.

@DnT: Carew? I thought Drew would have been a more obvious
first name 😛

Is everybody just ignoring the death threat to Schnecken Konnen Jeden?!

♫ Danger! Danger! Be Careful!
Endless screw, when we touch,
When we kiss.
Don’t you want to know how we keep starting fires?
Automatically and at any moment! ♫

@iLock: You’re right, I think Drew even scans a bit better.
I was too busy trying to come up with a last line; I don’t often do limericks. 😉

A Snail drive is a worm screw drive. Usually used in 90degree angle drive gearboxes to get a 30;1 reduction or more

Alles im Schneckentempo.

So in French it’s literally “endless screw”, but in German it’s “snail drive” and in English it’s “worm drive”? How bizzarre…

The endless screw can be stopped by the endless cold shower. :p