Nothing left to chance

Nothing left to chance

posted on 17 Dec 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Mmmm, hazel…

Photo courtesy of Ahmad Qureshy.
Found in Pakistan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Is that anything like smellovision

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Honey? Your eyes taste funny…

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

You wont feel a thing

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Al Munir: Where eye candy is a literal thing!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

”Tasting, tasting… Please wait…”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

‘Eat with your eyes first’, they used to tell me, but I guess the hunter becomes the hunted, aye?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I ate his eyes with some Java beans and a nice bar of DDR3. Ssssslurp!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Ask about our imported sunglasses! You’ll be needing ’em!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The computer can lick my balls! Eyeballs, that is.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Please contact lens for more taste

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mmmm! Testes salty!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Eye got a bad taste in my mouth

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Someone’s asking for a tongue-lashing!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Marriage Hall? Yes, it’s always good to have your eyes checked and head examined beforehand.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

@jjhitt: Marriage Hall = Execution Chamber? and after that, eye tasting!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

It puts the solution on the lenses…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The working class,
Can kiss my ass,
I’ve got a union job at last.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Get her to keep an eye out for you.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. If you have a mothball in your right hand, and a mothball in your left hand, what have you got.

Q. Mothra.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

So solly “A.”

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The all new iTaste, in stores December.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.
Ugliness tells the truth.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I’ve only got eyes for you.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Turn right at Le Pimp and drive until you get to La Hore.

coffeebot
6 years ago

The taste came back: they’re blue.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

I’m pretty sure that’s something you can do in SecondLife somewhere…

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Mmm, Eye Candy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: You’re also welcome to visit us in our Marriage Hall in LaHore, where you can taste the imported Married Couple’s Slices of Lung with your Curry Handheld Devices

RT
RT
6 years ago

Robocop’s 4 prime directives:
1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. Mmmm… eyeballs

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Keep an eye while I taste his balls – eyeballs, that is ^_^

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Eyes cream, anyone?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“I will be tasting your eyes today as part of my experiment”

“This is my assistant, eyegor”

Softsowp
Softsowp
6 years ago

Mic taste…Mic taste 123…

Are you tasting me right now!!!
Don’t make me come on you!!!

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

The simulated experience of tasting eyes is really starting to get popular in Pakistan.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

That sign looks pretty faded. The flavor’s probably 8-bit.

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