Please die carefully

Please die carefully

posted on 5 Dec 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Mix things up.

Photo courtesy of Peter S.
Found in New Delhi, India.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just die when the car hits you

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

They’re dying to get out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Pass over and over and over a barrier again

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

It blocks the traffic.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Pass off!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

We already have a speed bump.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

There’s a bucket in the back. If you’re really desperate you can kick that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– B… but Officer, I swear it was an accident!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Our patrons don’t like people getting all up in their grille.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Don’t worry. There is still abilion or so left.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I have no intention of considering my fellow man, after I am dead

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

Our agents can help you pass away in a different area. Just call us.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Dying can only be executed in an approved manner, and signed for in triplicate, after you have expired.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

…. and don’t pass water there, either!

GwydionM
6 years ago

There is a convenient Funeral Parlour five doors down

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Not even six feet under?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That would be a grave mistake.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Did you pass away under barrier?
– I did, Sir.
– You’re lying!
– Of course I’m lying, do you think I can walk around, being dead?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’m not going to pass away there, I’m just feeling a bit run down.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

So simple. So Engrish! 5.0

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

No passing away the delayed, mildewed human.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Even though arm has hidden blades with
razor sharp slicing action – just try to get out!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Not exactly the gates of Heaven.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The Limbo Contest of DEATH.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Ramp In Peace

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

It must be the gates to Car Heaven. Rust in Pieces!

coffeebot
6 years ago

the new Park & Die garage keeps losing customers

pikapal
6 years ago

Hearses only!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Better pass out than away.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Beneath that cruddy exterior, lies a heart of pure rust.

RT
RT
6 years ago

passover is okay though. MAZELTOV!

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

I hate myself and I want to die…under this barrier

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

Dying right here is strictly prohibited.

AlexB
AlexB
6 years ago

Walk fast, or pass away.

Lucano
Lucano
6 years ago

Bawal naghihingalo dito.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Make sure all passing away done strictly on top of barrier. Falling off after passing away is punishable by death.

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