The Civilization Service Norm

The Civilization Service Norm

posted on 3 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

I stopped coming when they outlawed looking down on others…

Photo courtesy of Julia Wong.
Spotted in China. 

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ItalianPlumber
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ItalianPlumber

What has the Netherworld come to?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

It is only permitted to consume visitors who aren’t terrifying.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Basically: No nothing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

No carefully falling into water

algernon
Guest
algernon

Underwear street?

algernon
Guest
algernon

Must be near underworld street

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

You tell ’em, Norm!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If the food is delayed long enough to get mildew, they need faster kitchen staff.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

All of go away!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Trees, flowers, grasses and public installations are in this construction by inconvenience.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

Damn, I’ll have to sell my voodoo dolls elsewhere.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Don’t you just hate being led by the no’s?

Marum
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Marum

Is “forcemeat stuffing” a tautology

Marum
Guest
Marum

If that is the Chinese concept of Heaven. It is not my idea of Valhalla.

Marum
Guest
Marum

AH! Written by the; Great Oriental No All.

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

Life sure ain’t easy in the Nether World.

MICKEYGREENEYES
Guest
MICKEYGREENEYES

I’m sorry but my day isn’t complete unless I can destroy at LEAST one public installation, like a . . . um . . . let me think about this for a minute.

MICKEYGREENEYES
Guest
MICKEYGREENEYES

Please don’t spite the visitors!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

They forgot:
No exceptions.
No kidding.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m not one of the eternally damned, I’m here for lunch.

iLock
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iLock

Rage Against The Civilization Service Norm
In The Market Of Nether World Street

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

Looks like I will have to start my black cat, broken mirror, horse shoe and hex sign shop somewhere else because I like to spit and curse.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

BeetleJuice wrote these rules.

Sparky
Guest
Sparky

No one said being dead was easy.

Chuck
Guest
Chuck

No Shoes, no Shirt, no Service.
Also, No Spit, no Spite.

Lora
Guest
Lora

Halloween was a month ago. Get over it. already!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Show must go no

GwydionM
Guest

Only cheat visitors with good quality goods

GwydionM
Guest

No bared arms. No specific rule against bared arses.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Officer, can I …?
– No!

Someone
Guest
Someone

The netherworld: no fun allowed.

coffeebot
Guest

Did they mention spitting?

Peter
Guest
Peter

The civilisation service norm in Nether World Street?
Go Dutch !

Me
Guest
Me

It must’ve been those dump kids again spitting and throwing rubbish anywhere

NoizeBomb
Guest

We don’t want no Mothra in our market! The superstitious commodities get it’s attention!

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

If you have mildewed food, do not delay — sell it right away. Especially to tourists, who won’t come back anyway.

DragonLady
Guest
DragonLady

The new, civilized ROOM 101.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

“Do you bare your arms at us, sir?”
“No sir, I do not bare my arms at you, sir, but I bare my arms, sir,”

Jøshua
Guest
Jøshua

So if Im in good quality then it is okay cheat the visitor? Game on!

El-Juan
Guest

It’s always been known that The Netherworld has a harsh and elongated set of civilization rules…

Alice
Guest
Alice

I didn’t the plants here had to be installed…

Petey
Guest
Petey

…or we will call law forcement.

Myself
Guest

Spotted at the Floating Market in Neverwhere.

Myself
Guest

“I’m going to sell this for a lot!…knock on wood.”
“Hey! You there! Do you see what it says on that sign? No selling the commodity with superstition, hear me? If this happens again, you go to the Nether World.”

Myself
Guest

Ha! I don’t follow civilization service norms! Smash the system!

Myself
Guest

But wait a minute…belief in a nether world is a form of superstition. The market has just outlawed itself.

Myself
Guest

They must not have the Second Amendment in the nether world market. Or they suspend it when serving guests…

Myself
Guest

“But, Officer, I’m six foot eleven! I can’t help but look down on everyone!”

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