The Civilization Service Norm

The Civilization Service Norm

posted on 3 Dec 2013 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

I stopped coming when they outlawed looking down on others…

Photo courtesy of Julia Wong.
Spotted in China. 

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ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
6 years ago

What has the Netherworld come to?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It is only permitted to consume visitors who aren’t terrifying.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Basically: No nothing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No carefully falling into water

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Underwear street?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be near underworld street

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You tell ’em, Norm!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If the food is delayed long enough to get mildew, they need faster kitchen staff.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

All of go away!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Trees, flowers, grasses and public installations are in this construction by inconvenience.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Damn, I’ll have to sell my voodoo dolls elsewhere.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t you just hate being led by the no’s?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Is “forcemeat stuffing” a tautology

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If that is the Chinese concept of Heaven. It is not my idea of Valhalla.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

AH! Written by the; Great Oriental No All.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Life sure ain’t easy in the Nether World.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

I’m sorry but my day isn’t complete unless I can destroy at LEAST one public installation, like a . . . um . . . let me think about this for a minute.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Please don’t spite the visitors!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They forgot:
No exceptions.
No kidding.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m not one of the eternally damned, I’m here for lunch.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Rage Against The Civilization Service Norm
In The Market Of Nether World Street

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Looks like I will have to start my black cat, broken mirror, horse shoe and hex sign shop somewhere else because I like to spit and curse.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

BeetleJuice wrote these rules.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

No one said being dead was easy.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

No Shoes, no Shirt, no Service.
Also, No Spit, no Spite.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Halloween was a month ago. Get over it. already!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Show must go no

GwydionM
6 years ago

Only cheat visitors with good quality goods

GwydionM
6 years ago

No bared arms. No specific rule against bared arses.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Officer, can I …?
– No!

Someone
Someone
6 years ago

The netherworld: no fun allowed.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Did they mention spitting?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

The civilisation service norm in Nether World Street?
Go Dutch !

Me
Me
6 years ago

It must’ve been those dump kids again spitting and throwing rubbish anywhere

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

We don’t want no Mothra in our market! The superstitious commodities get it’s attention!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

If you have mildewed food, do not delay — sell it right away. Especially to tourists, who won’t come back anyway.

DragonLady
DragonLady
6 years ago

The new, civilized ROOM 101.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

“Do you bare your arms at us, sir?”
“No sir, I do not bare my arms at you, sir, but I bare my arms, sir,”

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

So if Im in good quality then it is okay cheat the visitor? Game on!

El-Juan
6 years ago

It’s always been known that The Netherworld has a harsh and elongated set of civilization rules…

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

I didn’t the plants here had to be installed…

Petey
Petey
5 years ago

…or we will call law forcement.

Myself
3 years ago

Spotted at the Floating Market in Neverwhere.

Myself
3 years ago

“I’m going to sell this for a lot!…knock on wood.”
“Hey! You there! Do you see what it says on that sign? No selling the commodity with superstition, hear me? If this happens again, you go to the Nether World.”

Myself
3 years ago

Ha! I don’t follow civilization service norms! Smash the system!

Myself
3 years ago

But wait a minute…belief in a nether world is a form of superstition. The market has just outlawed itself.

Myself
3 years ago

They must not have the Second Amendment in the nether world market. Or they suspend it when serving guests…

Myself
3 years ago

“But, Officer, I’m six foot eleven! I can’t help but look down on everyone!”

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