This explains the high divorce rate

This explains the high divorce rate

posted on 9 Dec 2013 in Menus

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Who’s Lung?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

First you get spliced, then you get sliced.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When they married, the berrs were lung.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! Where is my Julienne?
– She’s flying, Sir!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And you thought a broken heart was bad!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

This is the story:

Julienne is French, she has pig ears and fried potatoes and she’s marinated a couple of slices of Lung, her new husband. Sichuan was jealous and marinated Julienne (and some beef).

Mr. Wok fried all of them.

R.I.P

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmmm, Spicy Grills!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yeah,. I imagine telling Julieanne she had a pig’s rear, would result in a fairly quick divorce.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

AH! The joys of being marinated.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When your wife looks good enough to eat.

Why not?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When you can’t tell the difference between being marinated or married, you’d better seek counselling.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. Julienne certainly was, the night I had her.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What’s for desert.
I like my women with whipped cream. :p

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you liked the Married Couple’s Slices of Lung, next week we have the Lorena Bobbitt Special!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hmmm. I’ve been marinated for 47years. I imagine my goose is well and truly cooked by now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Pork bellies are up.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

The Jeffery Dahmer gourmet special.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What’s worse than an achy breaky heart?

A. An itchy titchy t—.

Thanks to my secretary for that one.:D

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Will you marinate me, dear?
– Oh yes! And then… A spicy honeylung!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

And for dessert, “divorced couple’s slices of bung”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

It probably started when she served him that tendon.

Her eggs were probably slimy and sloppy too.

James
James
6 years ago

Don’t waste their breath.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Intercourse Discomfort Report Center like this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– … until lung do us part.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Another reason not to get married.

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

Goes perfectly with Wang, who had to burn.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Reminds me of the world’s oldest cannibal joke:

“Who was that lady I saw you with last night?”

“That was no lady, that was my lunch”.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I made a silk purse from that sow’s ear but it still smelled of garlic and chili peppers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter, what was that?
– Explosive Kidney Married Couple’s Slices of Lung, Sir.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Mr and Mrs Lecter were both breathing heavily at their wedding night.

RT
RT
6 years ago

the chinese facebook restaurant; where the most favored products will have a “like” icon next to them

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

No wonder the married couple’s slices of lung have are “liked” – they all order it just to find out what the heck it is.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Gay marinade or str8 ?

Alice
Alice
5 years ago

Slices of lung APPROVED

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