When size DOES count

When size DOES count

posted on 7 Dec 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

We just crossed the thin line between agony and ecstasy

Spotted in Korea.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Lubricationly speaking.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It’s a bone of contention really

Fady
Fady
6 years ago

Even sex needs regulations and supervision

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well its this way or that

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I am not happy with my partner, towards the end of our intercourse, she asked me the most insulting 3 short words to a man. “Is it in?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

There’s no discomfort in the center. It’s all around the outside!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– But why did you come here then?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’m Dick Hertz and I endorse this message.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A girl reported that she and her boyfriend always practised safe sex, and the only discomfort was from lying on the safe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Next time, don’t turn on the ‘Do me lamp’ button and you will be all right

GwydionM
6 years ago

Ladies who have teeth down there should brush them regularly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Q: What’s worse than a dead puppy on your piano?
A: A diseased pussy on your organ.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Endure and do not enjoy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Your name?
– Oh So Young Gang Porn Ho Soon

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Rule # 5; Do not do it on a sandy beach without a towel.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Thank God! Would you please tell him he has to take his tighty whities off first? He won’t listen to ME!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Just another day at the Suck Ho Building.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Emergency Responce Team is launching KY Jelly drones in 5..4..3…:

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We used to smoke after intercourse, but then we discovered KY jelly!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“We just got another complaint about someone named John Holmes, that’s the seventh one today”

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Two Irishmen were discussing their needs over a Guinness. Sean said to Mick, “I need some sex in the worst way.”

Mick said, “That would be standing up in a hammock Lad.”

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later,… Read more »

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman’s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman… Read more »

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Rule# 6; Icy Hot should not be used as a lubricant.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

How do you think I got the name Frank Burns anyhow?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Again, it’s endure or enjoy.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The politically correct term for a rape crisis centre?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

-Do you know the name of the offender you want to report?
-Yes, he just kept on saying “I’m Ray Ping Yu, I’m Ray Ping Yu!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

LOOK. Can I volunteer as a tester.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Sperman Returns

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Is Sum Ting Wong with Tis?

NoizeBomb
6 years ago

For when the nether regions feel like a vice.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@timmy. Wait till you get to 13.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

She won’t even be able to write between the lines.

Geiginni
Geiginni
6 years ago

“…but where do I go to complain about the lousy handjob that left me all chafed?”

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

You got ID? …Intercourse Discomfort, that is…

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