Absolutely no pocket pool

Absolutely no pocket pool

posted on 4 Jan 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

It got a little rough once…

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

You never know what might happen

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well its not a gun and you aren’t pleased to see me

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

There goes the old ball game

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’s fine, I’m not feeling myself today, anyway.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Anyone for a game of shuttlecock?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It is not allowed to play with balls, so it gets the hose again.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Even better when you know the meaning of the French verb “peloter” http://www.larousse.fr/dictionnaires/francais-anglais/peloter/58755

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

What are you doing?! Can’t you read the signs?! You really have some balls!!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@SF. ¿Habla Espanol?

Pelota (Esp) = Ball games)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

By the way. The balls all of yiou are thinking of are:

cojones (Esp) = testicles

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Customer: I would like some deodorant.

Shop Assistant: Ball or stick type sir?

Customer: No. Just for under the arms.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What did the Spanish bloke say to the Hula Dancer?

A. Hola gracias.

JohnZ
JohnZ
6 years ago

I just hope they didn’t want to play football with those balls…

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Google Translate says that “No jugar a la pelota” means “no bowl.” So it’s not pocket pool, it’s bowling!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@SF

Necking = al besuqueo (Esp). 😀

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

al = el (typo)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– But Officer, I just threw them in the basket!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Stopchicks. Once again Google gives a weird translation.

No jugar de la pelota = not play ball (lit. trans.)

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You could out someone’s eye out.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The game of bowls = El juego de petanca (petanque) or El juego de bolas.

I don’t think the Spanish actually play bowls. This may have something to do with Sir Francis Drake. :#

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

@Marum — I know. Just a joke, Marum, just a joke.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Stropchicks. I know. I just can’t help myself. Did you get the Drake inference. 😮

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually Petanque is great.

Best played whilst drinking copious quantities of Anise. (Ouzo)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That isn’t what I was concentrating on anyway.

GwydionM
6 years ago

It must also leave the breasts alone.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

In case of great balls of fire, it is also not allowed to play with your fire extinguisher

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

A Pirate walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender asks “Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?” The Pirate replies ” Argh! It’s driving me nuts!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

only the referees can play balls

Impossibru Guy
Impossibru Guy
6 years ago

That goes for dogs and pussies too !

RT
RT
6 years ago

swordfighting ok though

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Ok so let’s play with (shuttle)cocks !

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

We don’t know what “it” is, so maybe you should be glad it’s not allowed to play with balls.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Today on the Adult Sesame Street: The reason why Luis won’t let Elmo into the shop any more…inspired by the real-life talking Elmo toy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

But … kids love it!

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

Sorry but that’s not engrish. I’m pretty sure that’s what it says… sure it’s easy to make jokes about the meaning but the same pun would occur if the sign was in english to begin with. That’s not the result of translation, I think.. (I know jugar is to play and pelota is ball).

Snufleupagus
6 years ago

A happy couple get married and for weeks afterward they make wonderful love together. After each time they make love his wife snuggles up to him and lovingly plays with his balls until she falls asleep. He finally asks her after they make love and she is again playing with his balls why she does that. She answers “Oh, I just miss mine.”

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