Admit it – you arrived in a site

Admit it – you arrived in a site

posted on 19 Jan 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Robert Seib.
Spotted in Japan.  

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algernon
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algernon

No parking

algernon
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algernon

Don’t ask us we won’t let you anyway

Marum
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Marum

Once its in, you can prohibit all you like.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You are welcome without permission!

Marum
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Marum

Two desperate young lovers decided to have a “quickie” under their parked 4WD wagon.

After a while they are interrupted by a policeman. Who says: “Driver. You have not put on your handbrake.”

The bloke replies; ‘How do you know?’

Policeman: “It rolled away ten minutes ago, and I have thousand witnesses here to prove it.”

Droll not Troll
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All your site are belong to it!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Who is it?
– Zen!

Droll not Troll
Guest

Maybe we should stay out of site until it leaves.

Marum
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Marum

Also. Your reversing camera will have its lens poked out.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Does it prohibit it strictly or is it just happy to see us?

Jellychop
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Jellychop

And we and it will be issued a site-ation.

Marum
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Marum

The first character on the second line seems emphatic.

The “4HE”, looks like they have 4 tons of high-explosive to enforce the rule.

Marum
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Marum

Ah! But what is “it”.

Droll not Troll
Guest

This is a burial site. Parking here is a grave mistake.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It is Pennywise the Dancing Clown!

Marum
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Marum

This is a site for sore eyes.

Droll not Troll
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@Marum: “It” must be a toad. As in- “Authorised parking only. All others will be toad.”

Marum
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Marum

If you park here, you may take a brown paper bag to the office, to collect the remains of your car.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Shortly, it has us decline

Sparky
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Sparky

Site is the new Honda SUV and it has the Auto-park function. They are being recalled to be reprogrammed.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It signs the citation and it appears in traffic court or it gets the hose again.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It is made at here!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

“We arrive in a site and it parks without permission”
Sounds like my neighborhood all right…

Chuck
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Chuck

Angel parking only.
All others can go to hell.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: In case it dogs, It prohibits it strictly without permission, punishes it, removes it and parks

Jim_S
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Jim_S

Rule don’t apply to it.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

ERROR 404

Droll not Troll
Guest

No Understanding at Any Time.

Jøshua
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Jøshua

We are not amused.

kioku
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kioku

What a hypocritical site! Parking without permission and then not strictly not allowing you to do so. I would never go to that site again!

rayray
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rayray

then it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

Snufleupagus
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And then it puts on the lotion.

Joanne Gray
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Joanne Gray

It puts the turtlewax on its tin, else it gets the hose again.

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