Choices, choices

Choices, choices

posted on 12 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Jason Fox.
Menu found in Nanjing, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

See the Chinese don’t like the Taiwanese piggy meals served with virus mushrooms

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I thought Taiwan was an island

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I caught the mushrooms virus. I’m a fun guy with a big head. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Taiwan is such a swill place to live.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

♪ ♫
I’m a little island,
Worm and flied

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– One flu over the mushroom nest, please

SF
SF
6 years ago

France is a Kermit meal

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Mommy, China is making fun of me!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

This little piggy went to market… in Taiwan, where he was turned into combo #1.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir?

Customer: It was under a bean.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Along with the paisley steak, may I have some brocade potatoes?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The viruses would undoubtedly mushroom in poo juice.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

On the island of Taiwan dining, salmonella lies waiting.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What’s that on the menu?

It’s a salmon Ella.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

“Could I have the Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms without so much virus please ?”
“And for afters, could I have the Strawberry Tart without so much rat in it ?”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫ My Xie Xhiang waits for me,
Where the dog sits in the tucker box,
Five miles from Kaohsiung♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! My Taiwan is beijing eaten!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m having a party. Can you deliver an archipelago?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

We got pork rice, beef rice, biological weapons or the whole damn island.
What will it be?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Shut up and eat your nation.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The chefs are Sam and Ella.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Fresh Taiwan. Served with or without disputed island group.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I’ve heard of baked Alaska, but piggy meal Taiwan?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The virus mushrooms go perfectly on a sneeze-burger with a side order of cough-ee.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

American is Hotdog with virus mustard and ketchup!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Influenza by Edgar Allan Pao

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Chuck. Cryptic crossword clue:

Flan for the artistic rat.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

and e-Coli by Edgar Allen Poo !

coffeebot
6 years ago

taiwan is trayf?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Three little piggies

The first little piggy built his house out of straw.
The second little piggy built his house out of sticks.
The third little piggy built Taiwan.

Then, it ate it.

End!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Taiwan is really fattening!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

parsley, parsley parsley, parsley Mushrooms, Mushrooms.

RT
RT
6 years ago

and what would your choice of virus be sir? we have HIV, ebola, or herpes.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I’ll have the 28…. the one without the virus!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The last two meals are served on real China.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

After that mushroom dish, the Taiwan piggy really wished he could fit through the bathroom door.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

So Taiwan must be yummier than the Pao Juice Virus Mushrooms.

Emily
Emily
6 years ago

Which country is chicken feed?

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

Yes, I will have the viral mushrooms please, with extra pandemic!

GuySmiley
GuySmiley
6 years ago

Excuse me, waiter? Are these viruses fresh?

Spades Slick
Spades Slick
5 years ago

combine this with https://www.engrish.com/2014/01/when-a-menu-china/:
when a virus mushroom fungus

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