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Do you have this in chicken parents?
Don’t worry, it was an orphan
Photo courtesy of Phil Walsh.
Found at restaurant in Beijing.
(157 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)
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Well don’t advertise then
Is that what gives it its orange color then
Because its mom and dad are lame
Yet another fowl deed committed by the advertising industry.
The child chicken was burned because the advertisement was a flyer.
It should teach it how to fry
The flyer is not of good quality
And The marketing consumes the adult chicken
…and it did it just bec-bec-bec-beCAAAAUSE.
This lawyer had a pet rooster. The rooster so loved his master, that he used to fret when his master was away. So the lawyer started taking it to work.
Now this rooster so loved his master. that he used to try to imitate what he did.
So when the lawyer was out, the rooster used to strut around the office clucking defiance.
In Chin,a the advertising burns the chicken.
In Australia, the advertising agencies burn the clients.
Don’t order the eggs; they’re way over-cooked.
Dear little child chicken,
Please, whatever you do, don’t touch any ads or you will never grow up to be part of chicken Kiev. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Lovingly, Mom
Child chicken is burned at here.
This is Chicken Chernobyl.
It is great for dining by candlelight, because it glows in the dark.
Auto da Fe. Chinesee stylee.
The preferred breakfast of 9 out of 10 pyromaniacs.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.
A. Because it saw a Coupe coming.
1. Take the child
2. Carefully burn the chicken advertisement
Eeat Mor Chikin!
Contains U237, and traces of U234, 235, and 236.
CAUTION: May contain nuts. 😀
Are you the chicken friar.
Stuffee offee Austrarian plick.
That sounds like a good reason to be brave.
The gravy is made of U238.
Guaranteed to stay fresh for 376,000 years.
That will happen if you choke the chicken too fast.
No advertisements were harmed in the harming of this chicken.
It was an ad for the movie “Hot Fuzz” that went horribly wrong!
The child chicken sat too close to the TV watching advertisements one too many times, and suffered radiation burns. Bon appetite!
60 Minutes did a hit piece on Chicken Little, outing him as a conspiracy theorist.
“Buy this amazing (yet useless) product NOW by calling 1-800-SCAM! If you don’t, we’ll burn your children!”
Are you advertising me?!
So that’s why “Chicken Little” didn’t do well in 2005.
Especially if it the advert’s advertising chicken.
By the time you read this ad, it’s already too late.
And the award for worst parenting goes to … advertising?