Do you have this in chicken parents?

Do you have this in chicken parents?

posted on 15 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Don’t worry, it was an orphan

Photo courtesy of Phil Walsh.
Found at restaurant in Beijing. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well don’t advertise then

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Is that what gives it its orange color then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Because its mom and dad are lame

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Yet another fowl deed committed by the advertising industry.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The child chicken was burned because the advertisement was a flyer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It should teach it how to fry

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The flyer is not of good quality

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

And The marketing consumes the adult chicken

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

…and it did it just bec-bec-bec-beCAAAAUSE.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This lawyer had a pet rooster. The rooster so loved his master, that he used to fret when his master was away. So the lawyer started taking it to work.

Now this rooster so loved his master. that he used to try to imitate what he did.

So when the lawyer was out, the rooster used to strut around the office clucking defiance.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In Chin,a the advertising burns the chicken.

In Australia, the advertising agencies burn the clients.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Don’t order the eggs; they’re way over-cooked.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Dear little child chicken,
Please, whatever you do, don’t touch any ads or you will never grow up to be part of chicken Kiev. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Lovingly, Mom

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Child chicken is burned at here.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is Chicken Chernobyl.

It is great for dining by candlelight, because it glows in the dark.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Auto da Fe. Chinesee stylee.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The preferred breakfast of 9 out of 10 pyromaniacs.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.

A. Because it saw a Coupe coming.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Take the child
2. Carefully burn the chicken advertisement

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Eeat Mor Chikin!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Contains U237, and traces of U234, 235, and 236.

CAUTION: May contain nuts. 😀

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Are you the chicken friar.

Stuffee offee Austrarian plick.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That sounds like a good reason to be brave.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The gravy is made of U238.

Guaranteed to stay fresh for 376,000 years.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

That will happen if you choke the chicken too fast.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

No advertisements were harmed in the harming of this chicken.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It was an ad for the movie “Hot Fuzz” that went horribly wrong!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The child chicken sat too close to the TV watching advertisements one too many times, and suffered radiation burns. Bon appetite!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

60 Minutes did a hit piece on Chicken Little, outing him as a conspiracy theorist.

Someone
Someone
6 years ago

“Buy this amazing (yet useless) product NOW by calling 1-800-SCAM! If you don’t, we’ll burn your children!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Are you advertising me?!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

So that’s why “Chicken Little” didn’t do well in 2005.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Especially if it the advert’s advertising chicken.

Tekleader
Tekleader
6 years ago

By the time you read this ad, it’s already too late.

Wahoo
Wahoo
6 years ago

And the award for worst parenting goes to … advertising?

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