Dog still humping your leg?

Dog still humping your leg?

posted on 11 Jan 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of B.A.
Spotted in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Careful where you put your leg.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Ah the Bernardi principal.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! My goldfish wants to kiss me!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

No spaying or neutering in this clinic!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Lusty pet is eating too much ilon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They encourage littering.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Yes, I know it’s spotted in Japan. I can see the spots.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Slippery when vet

SF
SF
6 years ago

That’s where you must go if it lasts for more than 4 hours.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A friend of mine had a miniature Fox Terrier. It was an absolute embarrassment. It would chock anything with a hole in it, that was incautious enough to stand in one place for more than 2 seconds.

So he had it fixed. Even that did not stop it. :blushing:

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

DO NOT GLITTER

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I said I feel rotten inside, not rottweilers!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s when my canary keeps pecking at my crotch!

deadpixelzombie
6 years ago

Grow a bigger and firmer Schnauzer

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the US by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.” “That’s odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. “Two dogs, please,” says one. The vendor is pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excitedly, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to… Read more »

coffeebot
6 years ago

I hope that’s just pee on the sign.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

The dog’s name is Landy.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

It’s actually animal-assisted sex therapy.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

This reminds me of an older Garfield comic where Jon and Garfield are seeing Liz the vet, and Jon won’t stop hitting on her…

Jon: (talking through Liz’s stethoscope) Excuse me doctor, but what do you prescribe for an animal madly in love?

Liz: I usually prescribe neutering.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The receptionist is hot and lusty.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Pussy Galore’s favourite store

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Oh I worry about that hot, handsome vet !

Whirled One
Whirled One
6 years ago

Interestingly, the Japanese katakana characters on the sign do in fact say “Lusty Pet Clinic.” …Or it could be “Rusty,” but I doubt this is a repair shop for robotic pets. Anyway, my guess is that someone looked up the word “genki” in an Japanese->English dictionary and thought the possible translation of “lusty” sounded good.
[Genki doesn’t really translate to a specific English word; it basically means being healthy, feeling good, having a good well-being, but can also be extended to mean lusty/horny.]

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes: Could be worse, it could be a cocker spaniel. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The clients just keep on coming.

deadpixelzombie
6 years ago

Dissatisfied customers have a bone to pick with the owner.

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