Dog still humping your leg?

Dog still humping your leg?

posted on 11 Jan 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of B.A.
Spotted in Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Careful where you put your leg.

algernon
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algernon

Ah the Bernardi principal.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! My goldfish wants to kiss me!

DrLex
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DrLex

No spaying or neutering in this clinic!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Lusty pet is eating too much ilon.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They encourage littering.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Yes, I know it’s spotted in Japan. I can see the spots.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Slippery when vet

SF
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SF

That’s where you must go if it lasts for more than 4 hours.

Marum
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Marum

A friend of mine had a miniature Fox Terrier. It was an absolute embarrassment. It would chock anything with a hole in it, that was incautious enough to stand in one place for more than 2 seconds.

So he had it fixed. Even that did not stop it. :blushing:

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

DO NOT GLITTER

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I said I feel rotten inside, not rottweilers!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s when my canary keeps pecking at my crotch!

deadpixelzombie
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Grow a bigger and firmer Schnauzer

Sparky
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Sparky

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in the US by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.” “That’s odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. “Two dogs, please,” says one. The vendor is pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excitedly, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to… Read more »

coffeebot
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I hope that’s just pee on the sign.

Chuck
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Chuck

The dog’s name is Landy.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

It’s actually animal-assisted sex therapy.

Lora
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Lora

This reminds me of an older Garfield comic where Jon and Garfield are seeing Liz the vet, and Jon won’t stop hitting on her…

Jon: (talking through Liz’s stethoscope) Excuse me doctor, but what do you prescribe for an animal madly in love?

Liz: I usually prescribe neutering.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The receptionist is hot and lusty.

GwydionM
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Pussy Galore’s favourite store

Peter
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Peter

Oh I worry about that hot, handsome vet !

Whirled One
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Whirled One

Interestingly, the Japanese katakana characters on the sign do in fact say “Lusty Pet Clinic.” …Or it could be “Rusty,” but I doubt this is a repair shop for robotic pets. Anyway, my guess is that someone looked up the word “genki” in an Japanese->English dictionary and thought the possible translation of “lusty” sounded good.
[Genki doesn’t really translate to a specific English word; it basically means being healthy, feeling good, having a good well-being, but can also be extended to mean lusty/horny.]

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@mickeygreeneyes: Could be worse, it could be a cocker spaniel. 😛

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The clients just keep on coming.

deadpixelzombie
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Dissatisfied customers have a bone to pick with the owner.

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