Half price on twins

Half price on twins

posted on 22 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Meet with our clerks privately

Photo courtesy of Kathryn Schmidt.
Spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Yes, that’s how it’s usually done.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Nicely furnished cubicles within

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Look Mommy no eyes

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Looks like you can make your own ninga turtle as well.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

…and the sign on the building next door says “Assemblies of God”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I’m coming, I’m coming…!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Better come back later, this is red flag day. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Make two, get an endless screw

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Tab P goes into slot V…….

coffeebot
6 years ago

Neighbor to Zero Sum Abortion Clinic

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It comes with a tag ‘Born in China’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

White, brown and red I can understand, but the blue one? Someone must be using frozen sperm.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please stay away from the crack in the window!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Do you take trade-ins?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Limit one per customer. This is China.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Does the “One child” policy apply here?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

A bit more direct than the traditional red light by the door.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Ben: Those places are hoping you don’t make a baby, though. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“And, as the sperm swim towards the egg, it’s hard not to think that I’ve just ruined this fried breakfast.”
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One of the funnies line I ever heard, from a comedian named Greg Davies.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

*edit: funniest lines. 😳

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Please come in, Sir!
– Are you kidding me?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Cheaper by the dozen.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I see the Chinese neo-capitalists are already pouncing on the relaxed one-child-per-family rules.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: You are NOT welcome to come again

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

They really should open a Japanese branch… although their declining population numbers shows that they have problems following even these simplest of instructions.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

What is your Returns policy ?

Someone
Someone
6 years ago

This is 1 shop you won’t mind your wife forcing you to go with her.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Can I come protected?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Go out and get pregnant with a doll !

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Comes in standard and black mushrooms rape varieties.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

May I assist you madam.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do you see any THING you like madam.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. When a pregnant women stands up, why doesn’t the baby fall out?

A. It’s all the screws that hold them in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Come in! No, not in your pants!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Vinyl Solution. Sure beats the hell out of the Nazi plan with a similar name.

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

That’s what I said to my husband, but he said we should focus on our careers for another year or two.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

Buy Buy Baby.

Rey
Rey
6 years ago

All babies are final.

Hideyoshi
Hideyoshi
6 years ago

Motels And Unwanted Babies … Japanese People Really Know How To Make Them Both Kids Things.

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