Half price on twins

Yes, that’s how it’s usually done.

Nicely furnished cubicles within

Look Mommy no eyes

Looks like you can make your own ninga turtle as well.

…and the sign on the building next door says “Assemblies of God”.

– I’m coming, I’m coming…!!!

Better come back later, this is red flag day. 😛

Make two, get an endless screw

Tab P goes into slot V…….

Neighbor to Zero Sum Abortion Clinic

It comes with a tag ‘Born in China’

White, brown and red I can understand, but the blue one? Someone must be using frozen sperm.

Please stay away from the crack in the window!

Do you take trade-ins?

Limit one per customer. This is China.

Does the “One child” policy apply here?

A bit more direct than the traditional red light by the door.

@Ben: Those places are hoping you don’t make a baby, though. 😉

“And, as the sperm swim towards the egg, it’s hard not to think that I’ve just ruined this fried breakfast.”
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One of the funnies line I ever heard, from a comedian named Greg Davies.

*edit: funniest lines. 😳

– Please come in, Sir!
– Are you kidding me?

Cheaper by the dozen.

I see the Chinese neo-capitalists are already pouncing on the relaxed one-child-per-family rules.

NOTE: You are NOT welcome to come again

They really should open a Japanese branch… although their declining population numbers shows that they have problems following even these simplest of instructions.

What is your Returns policy ?

This is 1 shop you won’t mind your wife forcing you to go with her.

Can I come protected?

Go out and get pregnant with a doll !

Comes in standard and black mushrooms rape varieties.

May I assist you madam.

Do you see any THING you like madam.

Q. When a pregnant women stands up, why doesn’t the baby fall out?

A. It’s all the screws that hold them in.

Come in! No, not in your pants!!

The Vinyl Solution. Sure beats the hell out of the Nazi plan with a similar name.

That’s what I said to my husband, but he said we should focus on our careers for another year or two.

Buy Buy Baby.

All babies are final.

Motels And Unwanted Babies … Japanese People Really Know How To Make Them Both Kids Things.