Happy Everyday

Happy Everyday

Hello friend, wanna share my thing?

Photo courtesy of Emma Phythian-Hancock.
Bag found at a Korean gift shop. 

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algernon
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algernon

You stick it in here

algernon
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algernon

The firends will hose it out for you

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’ll be happy when the fire ends and I can get some ash.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Is this a keyhole or is the thing just happy to see me?

DrLex
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DrLex

Bumper harvest time. Also known as “Pedestrian harvest” in Carmageddon.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

My bumper or yours?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It never happy to me

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Brace yourselves; fenders are coming.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Enjoy today, tomorrow someone may stick a key up your nose.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Hello, firends, especially ladies with big bumpers. Come spend some quality time with my thing. I call him Mr. Happy! You will too.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

A keyhole? Hey, I’ve tried every other kind!

pasdrole
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pasdrole

meth bib

DrLex
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DrLex

It’s a specialday bumper harvest time. I have polished my chrome bullbars and am ready to scoop up some cows.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Bumper harvest time isn’t what it used to be. Most cars don’t have them these days.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There’s a problem with sharing a happy thing. It gets spots on it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Happy New Bumper!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I can see happiness through the keyhole…

Peter
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Peter

Desire for the bumper or the thing?

Enclave
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Enclave

Happiness comes with the bumper harvest!

Sparky
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Sparky

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent’s bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, “Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb?”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Well, I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key,
I think we ought to get together and try democracy.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I’m gonna make you my regular specialday night thing.

Marum
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Marum

I looked carefly at my thing in a mirror. I can’t tell by its expression, whether it is happy or not.

Marum
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Marum

Hmm! If ng is facing inthat direction, it won’t be up to sharing anything.

Marum
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Marum

Damn. If your thing is facing in that direction, it won’t be up to sharing anything.

Trixie
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Trixie

Listen buster. You will need a stronger key than that to unlock my play cenre.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Bumper Harvest Day, when every woman cries out,”Dear God! What is that happy thing?”

RT
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RT

grrl, you look so good when you back that thang up.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Is that the man with the thing seen from above?

iLock
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iLock

Must be Siamese twins.

Jøshua
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Jøshua

Oh is it Happy Everyday again? I forgot to get you a gift, I’m so sorry, I’m sure I’ll remember next time.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Peter: It’s the day to bump happy things together! 😉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♪ ♫
Happy everyday to you
Happy specialday to you
Happy everyday to everyone
And your happy thing, too. ♪ ♫

Jøshua
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Jøshua

Card and gift sales for Happy Everyday have boosted GDP 4000% but our nations resources are nearly tapped out. With in two months.

kemi242
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kemi242

Happy everyday! I’m going to harvest some bumpers, and share.them with you.

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