I’ll never use a fork again…

I’ll never use a fork again…

posted on 25 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

My chopsticks split up a long time ago…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Chopsticks box found in China. 

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Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Two intoxicated chopsticks can easily lead to unplanned toothpicks.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Never trust a woman who weighs half as these chopsticks.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Intoxicated and fascinated? You may think so, I couldn’t possibly comment.

Sector7G
Sector7G
10 years ago

Can’t we all just get intoxicated?

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
10 years ago

@Jellychop (who said:”Two intoxicated chopsticks can easily lead to unplanned toothpicks.”):

Not if they use birch control. 😉

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
10 years ago

Not if they use birch control.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
10 years ago

[Andy Griffith voice:] “I’ll bet those chopsticks just LOOOVE them some duck!”

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Chopstick Season!
Fork Season!
Chopstick Season!
Fork Season!
Fork Season!
Chopstick Season!
(BLAM!!!)

El-Juan
El-Juan
10 years ago

Can’t we?!? CAN’T WE!!?!?!?!

Tex Hoss
Tex Hoss
9 years ago

Get drunk make crazy chopstick duck love.

Myself
Myself
7 years ago

What are the chopsticks soaked in?

Myself
Myself
7 years ago

Does that mean that you pay for stuff with male ducks in China?

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