Is that lame’s wool?

Is that lame’s wool?

posted on 13 Jan 2014 in Toys

An elephone never forgets… phone numbers?

Photo courtesy of Brontë Hock. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Oh Lame Chick, elephone

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The elephone no I think its a cantelope.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hello, lame?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Elephones are for making trunk calls.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I see pink telephant!

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

When I use the elephone all I ever hear is trumpeting.
Guess I need bigger ears

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The white animal to the right of the lame- is it a lamer or an alpacker?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

if you’re seeing pink elephones it’s time to cut down on the dringing.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I am not wearing that! The chick elephone looks so lame!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Where’s the Rion?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

If Barry is a lame duck, I guess that makes Michelle a lame chick.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I have only one word for this carrying case:
lame.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

No wonder the portable elephone never caught on. People were not willing to widen all the doors in their house.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Elephones, tigers and lames, oh my!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Two chicks? Yep, sounds like my score from last weekend!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’s lamé .

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Toys ‘R’ Llame

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! no! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)

Laura Elizabeth Richards

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

50% lame / 50% cool

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. Why was the Elephant wearing sunglasses.

A. So he could be incognito.

Q. What do you see, if you see an Elephant wearing sunglasses?

A. An Elephant incognito.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am an Elephant during foreplay, a Tiger in the bed, and a Lame the next morning.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Speaking of lame, there once was a dog with three legs who walked into a saloon and said, “I’m lookin’ for the guy who shot my poor Paw!”

I guess that joke was more lame than the dog.

GwydionM
6 years ago

An elephone never rings twice

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT.
Actually, it is an Allpecker.

pasdrole
6 years ago

‘Dude, that girl friendzoned me after I told her I’d been crushing.’
‘Man, that chick is lame.’
‘Naw bro, I texted her with my elephone and it crushed her.’

pasdrole
6 years ago

Download our new free ringtone ‘Babar,’ available now in the Elephone AppStore!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Worst zoo ever.

James
James
6 years ago

GOP does the Obamaphone.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Q: Waddya get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinocerous ?

A: Ellephino !

(I know, lame joke, unless you’re seven.)

Strikhedonic
Strikhedonic
6 years ago

That poor elephone, it looks like it can barely walk it’s legs are so short!

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Land line? Thats his trunk.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Ah! Now we know what grandma makes those christmas sweaters with!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

elephant zones or elephone zants . . . anybody?

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

The elephone goes “&&&&@$”
The lame goes “baaaaah”
The tiger goes “mooooo”

Megaman X!
Megaman X!
6 years ago

LAME lame.

Ken
Ken
6 years ago

Lame duckling AND a pink elephone?

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