It’s a shame they’re open

It’s a shame they’re open

posted on 2 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Save face on Mondays only…

Spotted in China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Kills two birds with the one stone I suppose

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Dishonoring doesn’t seem popular

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Sir, for the fifth time, you need to go to the Dishonoring Office first, before we can provide you any counselling.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A branch of the NSA. They know what you’ve been doing!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Could you humiliate me, please – I can’t find the Toilet Information Center

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Deflowering Office is in the basement.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do not dishonourably discharge yourself at this counter.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We are not racist. We don’t just dishonour Czechs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If office is closed, please feel free to degrade yourself.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The facility does not work because of its hair condition

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It’s not the heat that bothers me, it’s the humiliation.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. This bloke who had only one testicle, got married. Within 2 years his wife died.

So, he got married again. Within 2 years he was dead.

Which disproves the old theory: You cannot kill two birds with one stone.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Staffed by the Gang of Four.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Right next door to being-hit-on-the-head lessons.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

To see our Customer Service Manager, ask for Harry Carry.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

They should send mayor Rob Ford there.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Please select either “no breach” or “no observance”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Insulting branch of ‘Barking deer meat fried breast Agency’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The office is never opened because the position of dishonoring officer could not be filled.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Frank B : Love it.
( you get one guess to where I live! )

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

@Chuck: Toronto has lots of good Chinese restaurant.. Rob Ford doesn’t have to go to China for the food.

RT
RT
6 years ago

-hey, is this the dishonoring cent-
-hello, my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@BFC: It’s the Burger King Drive-throughs that he looks for !

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Counselling necessary indeed for any tourist after having visited a country like this (!!)

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