It’s Alive!

“I’m sorry Dave, I cannot allow you to raise the temperature…”

It gets hot when you touch its knob…

Well how else do you think it heats.

So which ones alive the knob or the up down thing

I am telling you man, when she is switched on, she is HOT!

Is that the control knob, or is it just pleased to see me?

I think it must be dead now

Living Heater?

In Aust. they call them Ceiling Inspectors. 😮

CAUTION: It is out of control

Well, that’s one way to make a living.

That’s its current occupation.

Time to stop blaming the dog when you smell something nasty.

Try also our ‘DRIVING CAR’ and ‘FLYING CONDITIONER’

For your Hot Life.

Now for a non-limerick, which has nothing to do with it.

In the heat of the summer young Jane,
Had a cold bath nipple deep in Champagne,
But her lover knew that he,
Would much rather be,
Up to the hilt in Cider

Mitsubishi? I thought it was GE that “brought good things to life”.

When Mitsubishi stopped making Zero fighters, it turned away from the dark side, and made whitegoods.

Heaters, Air-conditioners, Magna cars, and other boring household appliances.

So Japan, and American capitalism, lived happily ever after, and made lots of little consumers.

May the snores be with you.

Where’s the “Blow” setting? 😈

Maintenance instructions: insert a ham sandwich into the exhaust grille every day.

@DrLex: With lots of mustard; it’s a heater. 😉

@DrLex: Oh, wait- into the exhaust?? 😯

I don’t like strip-heaters. I was staying at the Hotel/Motel on the hill at Goonellabah (Lismore). As it gets very cold in Lismore in winter I had the strip-heater on.(On the wall above the bed) I awoke at 0530, and as I lay there contemplating my days work, the strip-heater suddenly glowed white hot. I pulled the blanket over my head, and with a loud “PHUT” the heater element blew out, and filled the room full of little burning bits of lava. I then ran round and round the room, extinguishing all the little spot fires. The heater had obviously… Read more »

@DNT They reckon you absorb things through your anus much quicker. ie. Drugs, alcohol, etc.

I imagine, if you stuck some mustard up there, it would be a great surprise indeed.

The thermostat only has one setting: 98.6, but sometimes turns itself up automatically during flu season.

I have a heater like this. If I turn the heat up it blows a fuse. Then it lectures me about the high cost of heating and tells me to put on a sweater. I call it “Mom”. 🙂

Will this work for zombies?

Better than a dead heater.

Sanyo makes better living heater than Mitsubishi

Where’s the ‘Do me’ button?

Extended warranty? No, I want a restraining order.

“And you can use it any day but Tuesdays.”
“Oh? What happens on Tuesdays?”
“Tuesday is your turn in the heater.”

AKA: A cat sitting on your lap

The scariest gun ever.

@Vulcan64
I know exactly what that’s like because I have one right now

turn up the heat, HAL