It’s Alive!

It’s Alive!

posted on 6 Jan 2014 in Household Items

I think I just saw that knob move…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Grisnak.
Originally posted Aug. 3, 2005. 

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mmmfloorpie
mmmfloorpie
9 years ago

“I’m sorry Dave, I cannot allow you to raise the temperature…”

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

It gets hot when you touch its knob…

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well how else do you think it heats.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So which ones alive the knob or the up down thing

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I am telling you man, when she is switched on, she is HOT!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Is that the control knob, or is it just pleased to see me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I think it must be dead now

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Living Heater?

In Aust. they call them Ceiling Inspectors. 😮

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: It is out of control

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Well, that’s one way to make a living.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’s its current occupation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Time to stop blaming the dog when you smell something nasty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Try also our ‘DRIVING CAR’ and ‘FLYING CONDITIONER’

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

For your Hot Life.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Now for a non-limerick, which has nothing to do with it.

In the heat of the summer young Jane,
Had a cold bath nipple deep in Champagne,
But her lover knew that he,
Would much rather be,
Up to the hilt in Cider

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Mitsubishi? I thought it was GE that “brought good things to life”.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When Mitsubishi stopped making Zero fighters, it turned away from the dark side, and made whitegoods.

Heaters, Air-conditioners, Magna cars, and other boring household appliances.

So Japan, and American capitalism, lived happily ever after, and made lots of little consumers.

May the snores be with you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Where’s the “Blow” setting? 😈

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Maintenance instructions: insert a ham sandwich into the exhaust grille every day.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@DrLex: With lots of mustard; it’s a heater. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@DrLex: Oh, wait- into the exhaust?? 😯

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I don’t like strip-heaters. I was staying at the Hotel/Motel on the hill at Goonellabah (Lismore). As it gets very cold in Lismore in winter I had the strip-heater on.(On the wall above the bed) I awoke at 0530, and as I lay there contemplating my days work, the strip-heater suddenly glowed white hot. I pulled the blanket over my head, and with a loud “PHUT” the heater element blew out, and filled the room full of little burning bits of lava. I then ran round and round the room, extinguishing all the little spot fires. The heater had obviously… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT They reckon you absorb things through your anus much quicker. ie. Drugs, alcohol, etc.

I imagine, if you stuck some mustard up there, it would be a great surprise indeed.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The thermostat only has one setting: 98.6, but sometimes turns itself up automatically during flu season.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I have a heater like this. If I turn the heat up it blows a fuse. Then it lectures me about the high cost of heating and tells me to put on a sweater. I call it “Mom”. 🙂

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Will this work for zombies?

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

Better than a dead heater.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Sanyo makes better living heater than Mitsubishi

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Where’s the ‘Do me’ button?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Extended warranty? No, I want a restraining order.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“And you can use it any day but Tuesdays.”
“Oh? What happens on Tuesdays?”
“Tuesday is your turn in the heater.”

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

AKA: A cat sitting on your lap

Classic Steve
6 years ago

The scariest gun ever.

szk
szk
6 years ago

@Vulcan64
I know exactly what that’s like because I have one right now

Lucano
Lucano
6 years ago

turn up the heat, HAL

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