No Nearing

No Nearing

posted on 29 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Only far-ing

Photo courtesy of Madeleine Archbald.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Go Far

algernon
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algernon

You lie down

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

… except at closing time.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Chinese restraining orders are so simple!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No nearing, no warning!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Nearing is believing

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You touching, you frying!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

We telling, you heeding, no incontinence.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, I fell down the stairs!
– Oh my god! Did you near it?!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No coming too!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Transformers: More Than Meets the Stickman.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

No Wire Hangers.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’m Nearing The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Please switch off your nearing aid.

Sparky
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Sparky

No kneeling in engrish?

Sparky
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Sparky

Power lines not tall.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t near me, I don’t know where you’ve beijing

Marum
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Marum

Its OK. I have a Nearing Aid.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT. Sorry mate. I typed mine before I read yours.

I could write myself off, for not knowing what “plagiarism means.

Marum
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Marum

You grab high woltage you fly.

Marum
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Marum

I thought he was studying Elocution.

Marum
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Marum

I’ve been knearing in the church playing with my God.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT.

I’ve been knearing in the church playing with a priest.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is this sign taped to a TARDIS or a Porta-Potty ?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Just as I was nearing the end of my long journey…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Nearing Me, Nearing You
♫ ♪
Nearing me, nearing you (ha-ha)
Something naughty we can do
Nearing me, nearing you (ha-ha)
We just had a facebook, this time I’ll near you …
♪♪♫

Chuck
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Chuck

40,000 volts of funny.

Peter
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Peter

What about bearing, dearing, fearing, gearing, hearing, pearing, rearing, searing, tearing, wearing ?

Lora
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Lora

I knew they left something out on that park sign yesterday!

Jack
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Jack

Well that was a waste of time…coming all the way over here to read a sign that doesn’t want me anywhere near it.

iLock
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iLock

Because we’re closing.

Gene Vacant
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Gene Vacant

I’m not Nearing, I’m Mello-ing

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum: No worries, mate. I suspect the nearing aid idea is mostly an Aussie thing anyway. Not plagiarism, just very likely to happen.
BTW, your idea seems to work just as well as mine, even though they’re opposites. 😉

iLock
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iLock

No Sneering at the ‘No Nearing’ sign.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@jjhitt: Could be both. It’s a Transformer! 😛

Anomoly
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Anomoly

Don’t join the near que , join the far que

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No nearing English

GwydionM
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It is a far far better thing than I have ever neared

The Dude
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The Dude

How did they put the sign on it then? so neatly…

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