No Nearing

No Nearing

posted on 29 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Only far-ing

Photo courtesy of Madeleine Archbald.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Go Far

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

You lie down

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… except at closing time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Chinese restraining orders are so simple!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No nearing, no warning!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nearing is believing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You touching, you frying!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We telling, you heeding, no incontinence.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, I fell down the stairs!
– Oh my god! Did you near it?!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

No coming too!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Transformers: More Than Meets the Stickman.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

No Wire Hangers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m Nearing The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please switch off your nearing aid.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

No kneeling in engrish?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Power lines not tall.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Don’t near me, I don’t know where you’ve beijing

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Its OK. I have a Nearing Aid.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT. Sorry mate. I typed mine before I read yours.

I could write myself off, for not knowing what “plagiarism means.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You grab high woltage you fly.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I thought he was studying Elocution.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’ve been knearing in the church playing with my God.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT.

I’ve been knearing in the church playing with a priest.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Is this sign taped to a TARDIS or a Porta-Potty ?

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Just as I was nearing the end of my long journey…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nearing Me, Nearing You
♫ ♪
Nearing me, nearing you (ha-ha)
Something naughty we can do
Nearing me, nearing you (ha-ha)
We just had a facebook, this time I’ll near you …
♪♪♫

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

40,000 volts of funny.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

What about bearing, dearing, fearing, gearing, hearing, pearing, rearing, searing, tearing, wearing ?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I knew they left something out on that park sign yesterday!

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Well that was a waste of time…coming all the way over here to read a sign that doesn’t want me anywhere near it.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Because we’re closing.

Gene Vacant
Gene Vacant
6 years ago

I’m not Nearing, I’m Mello-ing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: No worries, mate. I suspect the nearing aid idea is mostly an Aussie thing anyway. Not plagiarism, just very likely to happen.
BTW, your idea seems to work just as well as mine, even though they’re opposites. 😉

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

No Sneering at the ‘No Nearing’ sign.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@jjhitt: Could be both. It’s a Transformer! 😛

Anomoly
Anomoly
6 years ago

Don’t join the near que , join the far que

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No nearing English

GwydionM
6 years ago

It is a far far better thing than I have ever neared

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

How did they put the sign on it then? so neatly…

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