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posted on 5 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Please enter safety carefully

Spotted in China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’ll escalator instead

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Multi function exclamation comapny

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Go back to slip

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’s what she said!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The icon shows which way up your vagina will be if you disregard the sign.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I once knew a lady who was rather dangerous.

But I could really recommend entering her.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Do not enter the elevator, it is not here

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

But it’s okay if I enter the safe?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You will be accident.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Injure is possibly.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Beware of large exclamation marks. The may give you a nasty surprise, if they enter you.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

CAUTION: The elevator is now in the lift.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Dangerous is my middle name.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Every path you take has its ups and downs.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Always take elevator – once a day – or, as recommended by your doctor.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@.WorrierPrincess.

Only if I may also enter you,whilst you are in the safe. : p

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mainitenance has two i’s so it can watch you!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT Deviate 😀

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: Hey, that isn’t what they mean by safe sex!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT Doubly. Since the vasectomy I am also a safe blower. :#

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Safe enter is towards your behind.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

They should question Mark

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

This sign must have been made by Batman’s nemesis The Riddler’s lesser-known cousin, The Exclaimer!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Dear Friend!

I am so sorry, the screw malfunctioned working in progress. The elevator escalated and suspicious escape cause the dangerous the enter. Please fall downstairs from a distance, but this is not here.

Your so regretted,

Inconvenience

coffeebot
6 years ago

When it is called an escalator it will work.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, are you the dangerous?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The escalator is not broken, it just decided to be a stairway for a while.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Mistaikes found everywhere . . .
Enter the safe (at your own risk) !

Anomoly
Anomoly
6 years ago

Please slip and fall carefully!

Garst
6 years ago

They don’t need any more people getting stuck on the escalator! There are too many stuck on there that they can’t get down!

BuRBOR
BuRBOR
6 years ago

do not enter the dangerous

BuRBOR
BuRBOR
6 years ago

Do not enter the gorgeous

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Enter the Dangerous: YOU’RE FOCKED

dan brown
dan brown
5 years ago

but i like entering dangerouses

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