She dealt it

I love the smell of methane in the morning

Shhh who trod on that frog

A natural fragrance.

I can’t stand their “fartier than thou” attitude!

Eau de colon.

It’s even fartier than the real thing

Liquid Ass has a new marketing campaign.

From the house that bought you flatulence.

That’s it honey; breathe through your mouth.

@ Droll not Troll: Eau de Toilet

Challenge accepted!! 🙂

To be used in bed and Winter Guts Festival

For when you want to create your own unique atmosphere.

I got wind of this…

Charm just isn’t what it used to be.

The fragrance that is distinctly you.

No thanks, I’d rather fart over there.

I’m Spanky Ham and I endorse this product.

Made by Yuan Fart Gutier

This is contributing to global warming.

Chanel No. 2.

A favorite of Pe Pe LePew.

Remember when you first heard about “toilet water”?

Ya mein Fater.

Thou hath sat upon a rose, methinks.

Was riecht faul? Ach! Es ist der Tot wie die Nacht

Ubersetzen: What smells. Ah. It is the dead of night.

There once was a man from Peru,
Who reckoned he farted Chanel No. 2,
This strange contradiction,
Was totally fiction,
For it stunk like a dead Kangaroo.

@coffeebot: If you sat upon a rose the prick’ll make you get up again.

I can understand why the lady appears dubious.

Ancient Chineseee plactical joke.

And I worked like s–t to buy this!

I can’t seem to forget you, your breaking wind stays on my mind.

Ahhh… the smell of it!

You will remember the smell, long after you have forgotten the price.

Try also our newest gastro-intestinal fragrances:

– Toilet de Confuse
– Weenie de Poo
– Incontinentia
– Fart Away

Once again, we apologise for any incontinence.

It enhances one’s own gassy smell in the fanciest way.

She has a really long finger! Maybe people have been pulling it.

Sold exclusively at Cracks Fifth Avenue.

It’s one of those crappy knockoffs.

@algernon: I’m no scientist, but I suspect that smell to be Sulphur Dioxide, rather than methane. Only special grass-fed sheep would pass out methane due to the specific flora of the microbes in their digestive system. And I think methane at room temperature is odorless. Did some searching and Wikipedia confirmed that.

At last you could be the fartiest!

Skatole, actually.

Light a match!

I am fartier than bowel…