She dealt it

She dealt it

posted on 21 Jan 2014 in Chinglish

Also from the beans…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Perfume ad found in Wuhan, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I love the smell of methane in the morning

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Shhh who trod on that frog

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A natural fragrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I can’t stand their “fartier than thou” attitude!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Eau de colon.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s even fartier than the real thing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Liquid Ass has a new marketing campaign.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

From the house that bought you flatulence.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

That’s it honey; breathe through your mouth.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Eau de Toilet

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Challenge accepted!! 🙂

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

To be used in bed and Winter Guts Festival

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

For when you want to create your own unique atmosphere.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

I got wind of this…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Charm just isn’t what it used to be.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The fragrance that is distinctly you.

James
James
6 years ago

No thanks, I’d rather fart over there.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’m Spanky Ham and I endorse this product.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Made by Yuan Fart Gutier

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

This is contributing to global warming.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Chanel No. 2.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

A favorite of Pe Pe LePew.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Remember when you first heard about “toilet water”?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ya mein Fater.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Thou hath sat upon a rose, methinks.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Was riecht faul? Ach! Es ist der Tot wie die Nacht

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ubersetzen: What smells. Ah. It is the dead of night.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There once was a man from Peru,
Who reckoned he farted Chanel No. 2,
This strange contradiction,
Was totally fiction,
For it stunk like a dead Kangaroo.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@coffeebot: If you sat upon a rose the prick’ll make you get up again.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I can understand why the lady appears dubious.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ancient Chineseee plactical joke.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And I worked like s–t to buy this!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

I can’t seem to forget you, your breaking wind stays on my mind.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Ahhh… the smell of it!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You will remember the smell, long after you have forgotten the price.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Try also our newest gastro-intestinal fragrances:

– Toilet de Confuse
– Weenie de Poo
– Incontinentia
– Fart Away

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Once again, we apologise for any incontinence.

MustacheHam
MustacheHam
6 years ago

It enhances one’s own gassy smell in the fanciest way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

She has a really long finger! Maybe people have been pulling it.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Sold exclusively at Cracks Fifth Avenue.

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

It’s one of those crappy knockoffs.

Dan Lam
Dan Lam
6 years ago

@algernon: I’m no scientist, but I suspect that smell to be Sulphur Dioxide, rather than methane. Only special grass-fed sheep would pass out methane due to the specific flora of the microbes in their digestive system. And I think methane at room temperature is odorless. Did some searching and Wikipedia confirmed that.

Kalim
Kalim
6 years ago

At last you could be the fartiest!

olog-hai
olog-hai
6 years ago

Skatole, actually.

Light a match!

ben
ben
6 years ago

I am fartier than bowel…

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