The Pigs got respect!

China’s version of Juan Epstein.

Indeed. So too, and by the same device, verily, might pigs fly.

Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?

Blonde: No. But wouldn’t it be painful.

005. Licenced to annoy the crap out of people.

It’s a step up from calling them screws.

Beware! I am a defective in the Police farces.

Constable Chen goes around intimidating criminals.

You could say; He is one of the police hefeis. BOOM! BOOM!

I’m Pastor Fuzz so I might as well go through with it.

Juan, I don’t think we’re in Mexico any more.

Chen Juan invented the sweet n sour salsa.

They misspelled ‘005793’

They drew straws for the desk job and Chen Juan.

I bet Juan must be transgendered . . . otherwise why all this female-looking fuzz?

I’m calling the cereal number…there’s fuzz all over my Post Alpha-Bits!

I smell something fuzzy

So, which hole do I plug my guitar into?

What a field day for the heat

Standard pleasure model.

Someday I hope to get promoted to “narc”.

Good evening, c*nt stubble.

Here come da fuzz!! Here come da fuzz!!

Always pulling people out of close shaves.

Might even be Hot Fuzz. It’s hard to tell from that picture.

I don’t understand the pig title.

Don Juan: I used to be an undercover cop in Hefei, China.

They’re just using “fuzz” as a slang term for “police”. Still really weird, though.

Her MAC address is confidential