This sticks, big time

This sticks, big time

posted on 14 Jan 2014 in Instructions

Suck it anywhere!

Photo courtesy of Scott Phelps.
Instructions for magnetically mounted light bar. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Lights and sucks at the same time

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Perhaps it’s a UFO

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t Suck Drive

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s more comfortable sucking it in the back seat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Someone’s gonna be LED astray by these instructions.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

LED = Lust Emitting Diode

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

And I might let you off with a warning.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

A long row of lights; probably a line of cars waiting for their turn…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Suck it
2. It sucks

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

After taking off the outfit, you can suck it at the bottom of the car.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Officer, you’re glad to see me, aren’t you?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I like it when my long row lights and someone sucks it at the top of the car.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

That’s what Romney told his dog.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Suck it? You first!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

First YOU suck it, then I”LL stick it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Magnets suck? At last, an explanation of how they work!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It’s good to be Controller.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Suck it and watch it light up”. I haven’t used that line before. 😛

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

And the blonde said “Oh no! Not another breathalizer test!”

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Cheap date.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

A woman I knew once sucked so much she walked around on her knees.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Don’t know about the top, but I have had one on the bonnett.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There is no such thing as gravity.

THE WORLD SUCKS!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I tried to suck it but it fell off

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In Brissie recently, a young bloke arrived at the hospital, with a severe case of thrombosis of his favourite part.

It appears his girlfriend must have suction like an industrial vacuum pump. :p

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

As Bart Simpson once said, “I didn’t think it was possible, but this sucks AND blows!”

GwydionM
6 years ago

Recommended by suckers everywhere.

coffeebot
6 years ago

It’s got suck-to-it-ivness

RT
RT
6 years ago

OH-HOHOHO!

-darrell hammond as sean commery

Strikhedonic
Strikhedonic
6 years ago

Suck it? But I thought it was supposed to be mounted…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You start out with a soft top, and before you know it you’ve got a hard top!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: I think her name is Dyson. 😉

Garst
6 years ago

Would you? Could you? On a car? Suck them! Suck them! Here they are!

Emily
Emily
6 years ago

A sucker just bought it!

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