We’re having a test today?

We’re having a test today?

posted on 8 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Cooked baked is the only way to prepare paper…

Photo courtesy of Tor Jørund Pedersen.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

There is no law fish

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I knew it!!! I thought the questions were a bit fishy. Now I have the answers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This fish is History.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Write your name at the top of the fish and then fillet with answers.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Silverfish?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Batter is not included?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Nothing as relaxed as a coked fish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We knew fish went around in schools, but this is getting serious!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I didn’t finish my exam paper, because a fish ate it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: To examine this kind of fish, you need barking skills and scissors

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

China is Bream ing over with Bass tard English. I tell you I’ve Haddock. I no Ling er find it Tunny at all. You can Tailor from me, that this Plaice is the end. I can take no Moray! One more Engrish Kraken and I will Dart off. I will not Shark my duty, The administrator will be Herring from me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Teach: You don’t expect me to believe that excuse do you? A fish ate your exam paper. RUBBISH!

Student: It’s true teacher. Look! It even took the arm which was holding the paper.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Isn’t baking the fish rive a bit cruer and unusuar?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They baked it with a riving heater.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The fish has been coking for so long, it is actually fried.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Tastes a little dry

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Whatever this means it was probably bad news for the fish.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Caught behind enemy lines, Mr. Limpet meets his sad end.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I rive to fish.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

One day a drunken ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.”
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”
“No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The examiner is A Fish Called Wanda

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Marum : Turbot for the grace of Cod….

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

PS. I only said that for the halibut.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Hey fish ! You think you’re free, but I know you’re in seine !

coffeebot
6 years ago

It’s good to be arive.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

I was told the examination paper is a bit fishy, we will be grilled. Now looking at it, it feels more like being deep fried.

lilu
lilu
6 years ago

The fishes are from the famous river Wujiang. The paper is foil.It’s good.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The dog wouldn’t eat my homework until the fish cooked it.

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