What? No neuropaths in roller chairs?

What? No neuropaths in roller chairs?

posted on 28 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Swimming disguises available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Kathryn Schmidt.
Spotted in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dementias under 1.4 meters high are allowed to swim undressed.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Swimming with Perambulators?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Neuropaths, psychopaths provided they’re under 1.4 meters high

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

This Engrish is cropped!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I had hoped to noise a lot and start a gang war inspired by superstitions, but even that is forbidden.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– But Officer, I’m not under 1.4 meters high, I’m just sitting in a perambulator!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I entered the park disguised as a tree, but everyone started cherishing me.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Skating in a lake, now there’s a novel idea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When walking along neuropaths, beware of crumbling edges.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The driver/operator gives orders from his ass? I worked for a guy like that once.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Why don’t they just say: ‘Go Away!’?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

You don’t need to protect me from lost… I’m one of
the people who actually like that show.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Plucking Flowers!
Definitely a spoonerism…

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The swimming dressed knows… that they can’t enter Shuishang Park.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Throwing Peels. Billy Corgan’s first band.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

“It is forbidden to hold a mass…”- so priests are forbidden to enter unless they are nude.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

What to see my huge entertainment?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Mr Thorin Oakenshield has already broken several of these rules and will not be admitted.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Gang wars and art photos: the two great threats to modern civilization.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I recently finished reading ‘Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning’ but I think this one deserves the 1st Place.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Not one word about drugs and alcohol. There may be a way to salvage this trip yet.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

But I really, really wanted to let my black cat ride a segway while gathering fruit! What’s the big deal?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd – Clippy Cloppy!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@DrLex: While you were disguised as a tree, did anyone air on you?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

After you read this, park is closed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

There’s no mention of hullabaloo. Lucky I brought mine with me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

15. Prohibition and any sign of tourism in Park area will be removed. 16. In case it dogs, do not to play dog in Park. 17. Using Apple products, sitting on park benches, entering entrances, washing dishes, opening Windows, watching sunset, driving, diving, raining, snowing, running, neuroswimming, pythoning, bearding, skating, worming, hiking, drawing, drowning, cooking, barking, microsofting, playing with friends and family, divorcing, merrying, using men’s or wemen’s toilet, prom dressing, entering children, and also: peeling/throwing/flying/talking to/looking for/referring to/enjoying/thinking of/eating/drinking/ or any other conspiracy with potatoes will have you decline. 18. The Ministry of Silly Walk forbids the silly walking… Read more »

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

They might as well have just posted a huge sign that says “DO NOT HAVE FUN.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@iLock: Plowers need loving, too. They work hard!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

No spitting, peeing or throwing peels without aiming.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Plucking Park!

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

‘no entrance for undisguised’. Damn, and i left my ‘V’ mask at home

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

May I use your park? I am a serial killer , who enjoys garrotting people under the cover of the trees.

Have a nice day. 😉

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Rape, incest, and bestiality, permitted.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Well. At least not specifically prohibited.

coffeebot
6 years ago

The Shuishang Redemption… no quarrying

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Get that arm and finger out of the way, and why didn’t they shoot the entire sign? Completely over the top…great comments.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ iLock: No, no…you not speak English velly wells. Not clippy cloppy – clippet…clicketty click…clicket…housey housey…er, bingo! ;p

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Neuro
Pathic
Addict
Insane!

10. No…superstitions.
So take that, Falun Gong!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Not with a perambulator, but with a prerogative:
Swimming naked while disguised in a Nixon mask.

ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
6 years ago

I came, I saw, I tl;dr

Sector7G
Sector7G
6 years ago

Sorry, you will have to take your Gang War somewhere else XD

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Neuropaths, psychopaths, sociopaths, and telepaths not allowed on the garden paths.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Rolling chairs, a new invention created as a response to the concept of rocking chairs.

Strikhedonic
Strikhedonic
6 years ago

Am I the only one who thinks this looks fake? That arm definitely looks photoshopped, and it’s rather suspicious why nearly all of the spelling seems to be perfect as well…

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

No airing on trees or hedges? So we need to watch where we breathe? Also, no superstitions? So if you believe in any of that stuff you just can’t come in? It sounds like they are trying to cover up something supernatural to me. ;p “Oh you are entirely cynical to anything you can’t prove by hand based only on almost indisputable facts, well come right in! You on the other hand, I saw you glancing at that black cat nervously as it walked past.”

Spades Slick
Spades Slick
5 years ago

Only the flammable objects are allowed.

Spades Slick
Spades Slick
5 years ago

I disguised myself as a flammable superstition, but then I got banned.

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