When a menu China

When a menu China

posted on 20 Jan 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Euforie.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Clearly not French frogs

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid must.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dry pan squid says: “How ya gonna make me?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Other dishes include:

Where a lamp animal
Why a duck fowl
How a vegetarian.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The Driving Flog is off my taste!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When a mushroom fungus, it grows exponentially!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Enjoy our Writer’s block menu.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Why? Because I’m a squid, that’s why.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’ll have the Dang Ling Participle please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The diving frog has an off taste because it’s a week since it croaked.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Squid the pan must dry”- Yoda.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

When a mushroom fungus,
you’ll get the runs from your bungus.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

When a mushroom fungus, can an off taste diving frog be far behind?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Will the frog dive before or after I eat it?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Had a diving frog joke but it’s not in good taste.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Something off the lamb, Sir?
– Silence.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

When a mushroom fungus, dry pan squid must off taste diving frog

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Diving Frog has off taste.
Surfing Frog has cool.

pasdrole
6 years ago

The frog does taste funny. Oh, but the squid is a must!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Shit take mushrooms please.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

“Look, we don’t have time to work out a translation; just pick four words per item from the Magnetic Poetry set. Or use one of those old-school spam title generators; I don’t care.”

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

♫♪ ♪♫ “When a man loves a fungus..'” ♫♪ ♪♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Taiwan is a piggy meal
China is a menu must

James Alexander
James Alexander
6 years ago

Is that not haiku?

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

A few words went missing but I think I unscrambled it. Quite simple actually. When a diving frog decides to taste a mushroom fungus the squid mast dry the pan.

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

*I meant must dry (silly typos)

tarltarasa
6 years ago

Always!

pikapal
6 years ago

Customer: What is the frog doing near my soup?
Waiter: He is diving.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

When mushroom fungus, black mushrooms rape?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

We arrive in a site and it fungus

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Can I get the When to go?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’m Spanky Ham and I endorse this product.

ccY
ccY
6 years ago

Chef: Whatever you order, I don’t give a lamb!

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

Um, waiter! My Diving frog has too much salt… can we get the taste off!

Hairy Potter
Hairy Potter
6 years ago

The shrimp should

Kalim
Kalim
6 years ago

When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid dives.

Spades Slick
Spades Slick
5 years ago

When a mushroom fungus the dry pan squid must off taste diving frog.

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