You had me at barking…

You had me at barking…

posted on 1 Jan 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

My new year’s resolution is to try new foods.

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Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

This dish is a chimera.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

What came (fried) first, the meat or the breast?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Some of my breast frieds are deer

GwydionM
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The Force is strong with this chef

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Squeaking law fish flied Fawlty titties

J-Luke
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J-Luke

It’s probably flambéed deer; when ignited it usually does “woof”…

J-Luke
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J-Luke

This agency prides itself on a well done job…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

To all:
WARNING!

Happy the New Year! without permission will be prohibited and has you declined punished discontinenced,, enjoying fish not permission the law. Otherwise –

Oh, deer!

Yours Crisp etcetera,
Age 2014

PS: Keep the cockroach’s the room

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Happy New Deer!

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Mmm, genetically engineered meat straight from the “agency”.
Time to open another X file.

Marum
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Marum

I’ll bet it’s fbarking deer too.

Marum
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Marum

Yeah! I usually charge by the inch.

Marum
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Marum

Barking Deer! In Oz we call them dogs.

Except for the Meow Meow Labbit.

Marum
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Marum

KFD = Sounds like; Kentucky Barking Deer.

Marum
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Marum

DOGGY STYLEE $100.00 BARKING $10.00 extra.

Marum
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Marum

@Lollerskate. The meat of course.

I don’t think breasts ever come.

algernon
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algernon

Just the thing for new year

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Nice puppies!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

How deer is it? Only a buck, or a lot of doe?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Deer: ‘Arf! Bark!’
Fish: ‘Law! Law!’
Lamb: *silence*

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I assume this menu is from India. They actually have an animal there called a barking deer.
Dunno if they have a breast agency, but I’m willing to investigate.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“So, Fido and Bambi walk into this titty bar….”

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Honey, your fried breasts have my deer meat barking. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge?

Impossibru Guy
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Impossibru Guy

I would bark too, when I would see such breasts.

Sparky
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Sparky

This is what I was going to name my new band.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Mickey: Another name for Mr. Wrong Jr. Thanks!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

You have to watch those Agency meals. You think you are getting fresh temps, and often you end up getting older redeployed car salesfolk. Or worse still, insurance agents. I’m still picking oily sinew out of my teeth from the last one.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Lots of variety and mystery in one dish. How can you go wrong?

SF
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SF

The breast Agency is definitely the place where to meat a deer fried. But I’d prefer a non barking one.

kemi242
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kemi242

Only ask for barking deer meat, if the Fried Breast Agency approved it.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

There is barking deer, Indian muntjac (also known as the mammal with the smallest number of chromosomes). But fried breast agency? Abbreviated FBA, so that people mistake it for FBI?

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

I’m impressed that the Chinese translation managed to fit whatever-this-is into 4 syllables.

coffeebot
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AKA dog

ItalianPlumber
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ItalianPlumber

Freeze! Federal agents, BDMFBA!

jytou
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jytou

The “barking deers” is indeed not a mistake, its the common name for “muntjacs”, a family of deer species living in the South East Asia, the common “Yellow Muntjac” that is commonly known as the “Barking Deer” is often caught and served in Thailand.

jytou
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jytou

WorrierPrincess, the Chinese translation did not actually translate the “breast” in it, but it is possible to further reduce to 3 characters as the “barking deer” do get a single character word in Chinese but usually used in more proper scientific publications, so a longer general common name was used here.

Silly Uncle Willy
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It’s Massachusetts bureaucracy run amok!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

The box of novelty holiday pet antlers I spotted in the kitchen has me a bit suspicious.

Peter
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Peter

Dear Deer,
Since when hath thou crossed with a K9 ?

RT
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RT

what’s that bambi? timmy fell down a well?

Blarghyyy
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Blarghyyy

Given the infamous 干 appears, I was expecting “F*ck to fry the deer breast.”

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