You had me at barking…

You had me at barking…

posted on 1 Jan 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

My new year’s resolution is to try new foods.

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Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

This dish is a chimera.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

What came (fried) first, the meat or the breast?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Some of my breast frieds are deer

GwydionM
6 years ago

The Force is strong with this chef

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Squeaking law fish flied Fawlty titties

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

It’s probably flambéed deer; when ignited it usually does “woof”…

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

This agency prides itself on a well done job…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

To all:
WARNING!

Happy the New Year! without permission will be prohibited and has you declined punished discontinenced,, enjoying fish not permission the law. Otherwise –

Oh, deer!

Yours Crisp etcetera,
Age 2014

PS: Keep the cockroach’s the room

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Happy New Deer!

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Mmm, genetically engineered meat straight from the “agency”.
Time to open another X file.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’ll bet it’s fbarking deer too.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yeah! I usually charge by the inch.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Barking Deer! In Oz we call them dogs.

Except for the Meow Meow Labbit.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

KFD = Sounds like; Kentucky Barking Deer.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

DOGGY STYLEE $100.00 BARKING $10.00 extra.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Lollerskate. The meat of course.

I don’t think breasts ever come.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just the thing for new year

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Nice puppies!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

How deer is it? Only a buck, or a lot of doe?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Deer: ‘Arf! Bark!’
Fish: ‘Law! Law!’
Lamb: *silence*

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I assume this menu is from India. They actually have an animal there called a barking deer.
Dunno if they have a breast agency, but I’m willing to investigate.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“So, Fido and Bambi walk into this titty bar….”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Honey, your fried breasts have my deer meat barking. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge?

Impossibru Guy
Impossibru Guy
6 years ago

I would bark too, when I would see such breasts.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

This is what I was going to name my new band.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Mickey: Another name for Mr. Wrong Jr. Thanks!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You have to watch those Agency meals. You think you are getting fresh temps, and often you end up getting older redeployed car salesfolk. Or worse still, insurance agents. I’m still picking oily sinew out of my teeth from the last one.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Lots of variety and mystery in one dish. How can you go wrong?

SF
SF
6 years ago

The breast Agency is definitely the place where to meat a deer fried. But I’d prefer a non barking one.

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

Only ask for barking deer meat, if the Fried Breast Agency approved it.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

There is barking deer, Indian muntjac (also known as the mammal with the smallest number of chromosomes). But fried breast agency? Abbreviated FBA, so that people mistake it for FBI?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

I’m impressed that the Chinese translation managed to fit whatever-this-is into 4 syllables.

coffeebot
6 years ago

AKA dog

ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
6 years ago

Freeze! Federal agents, BDMFBA!

jytou
jytou
6 years ago

The “barking deers” is indeed not a mistake, its the common name for “muntjacs”, a family of deer species living in the South East Asia, the common “Yellow Muntjac” that is commonly known as the “Barking Deer” is often caught and served in Thailand.

jytou
jytou
6 years ago

WorrierPrincess, the Chinese translation did not actually translate the “breast” in it, but it is possible to further reduce to 3 characters as the “barking deer” do get a single character word in Chinese but usually used in more proper scientific publications, so a longer general common name was used here.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

It’s Massachusetts bureaucracy run amok!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The box of novelty holiday pet antlers I spotted in the kitchen has me a bit suspicious.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Dear Deer,
Since when hath thou crossed with a K9 ?

RT
RT
6 years ago

what’s that bambi? timmy fell down a well?

Blarghyyy
Blarghyyy
6 years ago

Given the infamous 干 appears, I was expecting “F*ck to fry the deer breast.”

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