But she seems like such a sweet girl…

But she seems like such a sweet girl…

posted on 18 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Bill Bright.
Cereal from China. 

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Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Pimp tested, Madam approved

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

They’re magically salacious!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

She likes it! Hey Mikey… she really, really likes it!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If you make coffee with peanuts, do not expect to be called ‘genius’.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Living relatively close to the Mexican border, we have Bimbos everywhere.
http://www.bimbousa.com/
http://www.bimbo.es/

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

The best part of waking up…

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Looks nuts to me.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I prefer larger bags. Get me some Mambo!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Starnuts?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Bimbo. A real cereal killer.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Edible woman comes in small package. I like it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Bambino, cereals for heavy and big women!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Only 50 calories per serving… about the same number as Kelly Bundy’s IQ.

coffeebot
6 years ago

…it paid more than getting on the Wheaties box.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Snap, Crackle, and Boob!

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
6 years ago

Bimbo Beads! The candy that could be a cereal…or a nut…or something to drop into your tea. Try it today–then let US know what the bloody heck YOU think it is!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

How about a little half & half?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Enough for two “A” cups.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

They’re just a nibble.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Is this the Asian equivalent of Paris Hilton?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

PROSTITUTTIES

The new breakfast cereal. They don’t go snap crackle and pop.

They just lie there and bang.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: the print says: “woman breakfast”. I suppose the girl is actually included in the package.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Dr Lex. She could rouse me any morning she felt like. Er. From my sleep that is. 😉

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The text says. You will get “straight up” in the morning. :p

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

From the manufacturer of random, anonymous, oval things.

The new cereal called UFOs. (Unidentifiable Food Objects)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Thingy lickin good.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Picc says more than 1000 words

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

The round objects next to her are a rough estimation of how many similar round objects she services in a week.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

They’re pure bran + senna.

They make you go crap snapple and poop.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

One girl, one cup…and….corn?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I love the smell of bimbo in the morning!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sure beats the cheap plastic toys that came with the cereal when I was a kid.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Free pair of shoes in every package.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Bimbo’s hobbies includes tea-bagging and nuts.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Disappointingly she’s not actually in the bag. You have to send in a coupon from the back along with ten proof-of-purchase seals, then wait six to ten weeks for delivery. And then she arrives and it’s just a flat plastic molded girl. Total rip-off.

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

What guy doesn’t like some Tang in the morning?

Sector7G
Sector7G
6 years ago

I believe there is also a Mexican bread/cereal/snack company called Bimbo. Bimbo’s of the world unite!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse: I thought she was, in dehydrated form. There’s a small pellet at the bottom of the bag, just add water, and dehydrated girl! Unless the Martians have substituted one of their own for the girl… 🙂

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I thought they only made Mexican snack foods.

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